Helium tried to talk to his friends calcium and aluminium

But they were busy on a CaAl

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
🚨︎ report
What happens when you eat Aluminium foil?

You sheet metal.

πŸ‘︎ 108
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Warsong53
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
🚨︎ report
I wrote my strategy for dealing with a specific set of circumstances in a notebook, but my friend wrapped it in aluminium paper.

He foiled my plan.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
🚨︎ report
This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tracto

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
🚨︎ report
Punistry!

What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?

β€’ Al-Si-U

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
🚨︎ report
I have something difficult to say, but i feel the need to share.

Aluminimum... Alinumum... Alinimum... Aluminium. There, thanks for listening.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrXian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
🚨︎ report
What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Baron_Lemon
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
🚨︎ report
What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.