The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impybutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.

I mine my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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My friend discovered and claimed 15 ore veins as his property...

He was loded!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?

I’m smelting!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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What's the only ore unproductive to society?

A Karma-Whore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamSike2K2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida

Do you think if Matthew McConaughey was a Mr. Potato Head he would have said, β€œOre-Ida, Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxeSwinger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I was going to make a joke about metal ore...

but I found it boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_wjp_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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A man asks a blacksmith to refine some ore....

The blacksmith says "put the ore on the bench, then beat it. I'll do it once I've finished up at the grindstone". The man says to the blacksmiths assistant "that was rude" and the assistant replies "what can I say, he has an axe to grind".

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount

It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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None of your bismuth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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My friend created an artificial heart from stuff he got from a mine and an old pistol...

The heart is a vital ore-gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Haven’t seen many Minecraft puns on here, so here’s one for you guys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr10blu3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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My mom is a metalurgist

I asked her the other day: "Which metal do you prefer to work with? Gold or silver?"

She said: "Either ore."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/law_daddy_esq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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I invented a new myth to delight my kids

There once was a greedy ore mining magnate who wished that everything he touched would turn into iron. He was careful to always wear gloves except when making huge loads of ore, except for one day when a mosquito landed on his knee. Not thinking, the magnate slapped his leg with his exposed hand. His knee immediately became metallic and the sudden change to his blood pressure caused almost instantaneous death.

Later in the morgue the Coroner noted that it was a classic example of situational iron knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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My daughters was doing poetry homework and she asked me what rhymes with poor?

I said β€œwar, ore, door”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man-hat-tan
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?

β€œI didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirrortoremind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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A man with a gold claim in Alaska was cursed.

At first the curse just brought him bad luck, causing vital equipment to break and provoking frequent but small injuries to him and his crew. Soon, however, the curse darkened and diggers the man had hired to help work his claim began to die in bizarre ways.

One was killed by an African scorpion that should never have made it to Alaska, let alone have survived the cold. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.

The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. His eyes became all white. His skin began to give off an overpowering smell of sulfur. He slept all day and at night he wandered the mountain above his claim, coming back each day looking more like a beast than a man.

The curse became so bad the last worker alive ran away to the nearest town to tell the authorities what was happening at the claim.

In an attempt to save the claim owner's life and lift the cur

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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"Do you prefer silver or gold?"

Oh, either ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herurumeruru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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By the way. I was hit with a huge piece of animal muscles from outer space yesterday. I used it to make steaks after.

I was hit by a meaty-ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P0tat0sa11ad
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I went for a tour of a mine the other day

I was in complete ore the whole time

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A man is interviewing for a job in the mines. The interviewer asks, β€œwould you prefer mining for iron or copper?”

The man replies, β€œEither ore works!”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why did Batman collect different types of metals?

Because he was an ore fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwizzul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What's the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

Well, one is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocorrupt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Saw a geologist helping an old lady cross the street today and I thought...

...what a gneiss person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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So, a miner and a chemist walk into a geology convention.

They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks. The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite; cinnabar or cassiterite?" The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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What did the geological engineer say when asked if they should mine for nickel or iron?

Either ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadasecond
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2013
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What did Oliver Twist say while playing Settlers of Catan?

Please, sir, can I have some ore?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FA1R_ENOUGH
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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Why didn't the miner like his job?

He found it bOREing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offlebagg1ns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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So my family and I were playing Settlers of Catan...

I say, "l have a lot of ore. Want to trade for some?" He responds, "Do you have any And?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eddie429
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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