That's mine pun

If you open your mind to the wind, you will be mind blown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopchetoEU
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A buddy of mine named his dog β€œ5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles

But today he ran over 5 Miles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaOne211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A friend of mine just said to me β€œI’m training to be garbage man”

I said β€œYou don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Not mine but
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoo_yone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 5 year old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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A buddy of mine works on an oil field. I had to stop spending time with him..

Because his sense of humor was too crude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunsmith123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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How does one mine for data?

By quarrying a database!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Its mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/protatort69420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hessim20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Not mine just wanted to share some funny stuff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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A friend of mine just named their child Geneva.

It’s rather too conventional for me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjnfsk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...

I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs

It was his Thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.

But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llcoolg72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine

I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venkyngsmn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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There was an accident at the coal mine

Nothing too serious, just some miner damage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why are there no cafes in mines?

Because coffee should never be made under-ground.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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its not mine but i found this and thought it was good so i am sharing it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortraVox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Not mine but it might fit here. /r/Jokes/comments/k2mw84/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maecky1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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So I started dating an OBGYN that said her job was more dangerous than mine.

So I asked what her riskiest encounter was. She said she did not know, but she learned early to give mothers with fat babies a wide berth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numberthu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeteO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".

He just knows it has no L.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.

It’s our family hair loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al25fcp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

To the I-C-U!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssee1848
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.

He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unic0rnism
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClerSeaworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A friend of mine brought a hen to a kegger but was thrown out

Turns out he committed party fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A coworker of mine told me that eating fertilizer cured him of COVID-19

but i bet he was just full of crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palm_top
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkRune23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes

He says he likes shooting fish in apparel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Not mine. So should be here /r/Jokes/comments/j2vfxl/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcbknght
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenithh7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.

I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lethalmouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A friend of mine didn't pay for his daughter's exorcism

So she was repossessed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I see we're doing long ones - he's one of mine from a while ago... Presenting: Boris the Horse. /r/Jokes/comments/9c7h87/…
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A friend of mine always carries around a scale with him no matter where he goes. Anytime he meets a new person named William he throws them right on the scale. So one day I finally asked, "why do you keep doing this?" He replied.

"because where there's a Will there's a weigh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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U wait till u see mine !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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A friend of my mine got sacked from his job, he asked Smoking or Non-Smoking

He should have asked Burial or Cremation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Mine is Hexadecimal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixofRevenge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I was devastated this afternoon, when my wife said my 5 year old son wasn't mine...

She said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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