Coal Mine Puns

A list of puns related to "Coal Mine"

There was an accident at the coal mine

Nothing too serious, just some miner damage

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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In the early 1900's, a number of protests arose because of employment of children in coal mines.

I suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.

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👤︎ u/poison_us
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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Do you know why I was sent to the coal mines as a child?

Because I was a minor.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Did you hear about the coal mine that collapsed?

Don't worry there are only minor injuries.

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👤︎ u/Exonated
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Why do you have to wear a jacket when you go to a coal mine?

Because it is coal inside

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👤︎ u/rlmflores
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you hear about the song about the kid in the coal mine

It was about a minor miner in f minor

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👤︎ u/casecracker108
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why were the children sent to the coal mines?

Because they were minors.

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👤︎ u/Mishishi_Kiseki
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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A coal mine needed a bigger market, so they

Set up a coalcenter

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👤︎ u/tychog99
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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A feminist coal mine walk into a German bar

Bartender says, ''Entschuldigung, Hier kann das Bergwerk nicht trinken!'' The mine angrily asks, "Did you just assume my gender!!?'' Then the Bartender replies, "Nein, I just assume mine."

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👤︎ u/ATM1234
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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Did you hear about the coal mining startup that used child labor? Thankfully they caught it early.

So it was only a minor minor miner issue.

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👤︎ u/shargus_live
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Joking around with my cousin who's in school as an art major in college, got her good.

She me a picture of herself with black charcoal all over her hands and face from working on one of her projects.

Her: Art school life is rough.

Me: What class, coal mining?

Her: Yeah.

Me: So you're an art major coal minor?

Her: (rolls eyes and tries not laugh)

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👤︎ u/deanelganger
📅︎ Oct 05 2014
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