Coal Miner Puns

A list of puns related to "Coal Miner"

Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?

He wanted a light snack.

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👤︎ u/TheRockingDead
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?

“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”

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👤︎ u/mirrortoremind
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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👤︎ u/NewGamerOK
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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What craft does a coal miner take?

Minecraft

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👤︎ u/Ash_Holes
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do you call....

...a black man with a white penis?

A Polish coal miner who goes home for lunch!

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👤︎ u/wh0ligan
📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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