My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
The bomb-diggity
He wanted a light snack.
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
mine carafe
In quarry-ntine
They're so picky!
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL
He said: can I coal you back?
Because he had one tract mined.
βI didnβt have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!β
Doug
Miner: "mine"
He was mining his own business.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
He's the most down-to-earth guy I know.
"I feel light headed".
it was a real underground operation.
He seemed like a pretty down to earth guy.
Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. βYO SEND ME TEA.!β
One could say the miners got shafted.
A miner spelling mistake.
Minecraft
Us watching the news cast telling us they were rescued.
Dad: βWow thatβs crazy. And even after that long ordeal they still canβt have any alcohol to celebrate.β
Me: (Wondering if it had to do medically with the length of time they were underground or the extreme depth.) βReally? Why?β
Dad: βBecause they are still minersβ
Because it was boring.
Now you have A Flat Minor.
Because it was too coal-d outside.
They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks. The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite; cinnabar or cassiterite?" The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."
I'll see myself out.
Every morning an old miner went to work, picked up his pickaxe and didn't think much about it. Years pass, and he just goes to work, takes his pickaxe and never thinks much about it. One morning he goes to work, but his pickaxe isn't there, it's gone. He sighes, and thinks to himself:
"All these years, I took this pickaxe for granite."
came up with this yesterday, if you've heard the same pun let me know the context :)
J Cole
Every time I'm out to eat with my dad and ask for a beer, my dad says: "He's still a Miner!" Ugh.
Snow white is rummaging through things in the house when the seven dwarves urge her to stay out of a certain chest. She opens it to find it filled with booze, to which she says,
"You dwarves shouldn't be drinking! You're miners!"
All his efforts were in vein...
His use of ground breaking technology
He found it bOREing
Doug.
the miner responds "mine."
