The Miner Puns

A list of puns related to "The Miner"

What’s the explosive a miner uses?

The bomb-diggity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ft_a_ladder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?

He wanted a light snack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Where are all the stone miners?

In quarry-ntine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVDREW
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?

Because he had one tract mined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EurassesDragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?

β€œI didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirrortoremind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?

He was mining his own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?

"I feel light headed".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A miner jumped into the largest drilling hole in Siberia.

He seemed like a pretty down to earth guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. β€œYO SEND ME TEA.!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Several miners got trapped but the mining company refused to help them.

One could say the miners got shafted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why did the miner quit his job?

Because it was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATAGChozo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Why didn’t the miner come to work today?

Because it was too coal-d outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I feel bad for the failed miner...

All his efforts were in vein...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalvadorSmall
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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What was the secret to the miner's success?

His use of ground breaking technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHRIST_DIED_OF_AIDS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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Why didn't the miner like his job?

He found it bOREing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offlebagg1ns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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