dont know if its already been posted but pls this is gold
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︎ May 30 2021
I think this may have been posted already, but this is gold
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︎ May 30 2021
Old but gold
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Comedic gold
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︎ May 16 2021
I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget...
I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget and dug through my feces to find it. My wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was just mining my own business.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
When I was at school I had it tough. Other kids would throw lumps of gold at me.
I was a victim of bullion.
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︎ May 01 2021
Iβm ready to share my Grandmaβs special Gold soup recipe: first you boil the water,
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︎ May 26 2021
What does a chemist say when he spills boiling gold all over himself?
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︎ May 20 2021
My song recently went gold
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︎ May 29 2021
I pulled a muscle digging for gold....
no worries though, it's just a miner injury.
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︎ May 19 2021
If you want to get into the gold market you need a thick skin.
Thereβs lots of bullion involved.
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︎ May 17 2021
My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold β¦
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Gold peanuts
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Old Gold
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Old But Gold.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Discord chats sometimes have gold
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What did the chemist say when he dropped a bar of gold on his foot?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What's the difference between Michelob ultra and pure gold?
One is a minor fined, the other is a miner's find.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsΖͺ(Λβ£Λ)Κβ(β
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︎ Dec 26 2020
OP's post is for context but the comments are gold
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Gold walks into a bar
The bartender says "AU get out of here!"
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︎ Nov 06 2020
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasnβt awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
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︎ May 19 2020
Why donβt chickens like to mine for gold?
They might find a nugget.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
This is gold
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I couldnβt remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do you call a dinosaur without gold?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How do gold fishes get old?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger"
I said as I was taking away his dental implant.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
i saw some joke about gold
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︎ Nov 17 2020
The gold standard
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︎ Nov 02 2020
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Thereβs a sailor who is always finding foolβs gold
We call him the iron pirate.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
A fog rolled in and turned my car into gold!
Must have been an alche-mist.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I think about this way too much but I think it's comedy gold!
Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week
Me: because she's here at the table with us
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I pulled a muscle digging for gold.
It was just a miner injury.
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︎ May 24 2021
I pulled a muscle while digging up gold
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︎ Feb 11 2021
This is gold.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What did the chemist say when he dropped a bar of gold on his foot?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasnβt given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
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