A weird German kid just gave me a gold coin
Thanks for the gold, strange kinder.
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ┌(★ｏ☆)┘
Gold walks into a bar
The bartender says "AU get out of here!"
How do gold fishes get old?
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger"
I said as I was taking away his dental implant.
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
What do you call a dinosaur without gold?
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
i saw some joke about gold
There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold
We call him the iron pirate.
Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
What did the chemist say when he dropped a bar of gold on his foot?
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
A fog rolled in and turned my car into gold!
Must have been an alche-mist.
I think about this way too much but I think it's comedy gold!
Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week
Me: because she's here at the table with us
What do you call a gold prospector in the Southern Hemisphere?
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
A child was slightly injured while digging for gold
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
I pulled a muscle digging for gold
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
What did the old man tell the monkey that dropped a bar of gold ?
I was having problems with my tools while digging for gold.
They were miner technical difficulties.
People keep bothering me at work, while I dig for gold
I'm just mining my own business
I enjoy eating gold sprinkles with my meals.
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
An underage gold digger is a miner
Do you know what to say to get gold’s attention?
How do you turn soup into gold?
(old but gold) When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent...
What did the scary old woman say when she found a gold cauldron?
When I graduated culinary school my parents gave me a gold-plated spoon.
It was a stirring tribute.
If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?
What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?
At a rock concert one time, I saw a girl with a gold spiked necklace.
I thought “wow, that’s pretty metal.”
This whole thread about a guy who smuggled eels is gold.
Got some 24 carrot gold right here 😎
I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.
...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.
Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing
the prize is a lot crappier...literally.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
In an alternate universe, instead of asking for whatever he touches to be gold, Midas just asked for his jokes to be made extremely hilarious.
Everything was comedy gold.
I pulled a muscle digging for gold