I made a bullion dollars in profit.
I just got a package containing 25 ounces of silver in differently sized bullion coins. I was checking them out when my cat jumped up on the table, smelled the coin I was holding and then bit it for some reason.
I said "Whoa! he just bit it," as the cat ran away (probably not fun biting solid metal).
My dad glanced over and said, "So it's a Bitcoin?"