My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …

It's a gilt-E pleasure.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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An interesting title.

Like many Brits I like a hot drink in the morning. The first one is really special. Dyed gold, and in a golden cup.

It's my gilt tea pleasure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fufuxache
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...

They found him gilt-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I have some deep-seated regret for covering my organs in gold.

I have internalized gilt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Guilt

I was joking around with my mom when she hit me with this god their pun

Momβ€œyou remind me of a Jewish grandmother”

Meβ€œwhy”

Momβ€œbecause you give good guilt”

For non Jews gilt is a chocolate coin normally eaten on Chanukah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karateninja55
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What crime did they finally get King Midas for?

Gilt by association.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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