A list of puns related to "Sorority"
A Kappa-ccino.
"I literally cannot even write now!"
Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!
Girlfriend: What?
Dad: Aren't you Russian?
In order for her to join, she has to tie herself up in all sorts of ways. So the head sister says, Can you knot?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
Need help making puns that sound like sorority/fraternity names like βI Eta Piβ if you have any send them my way!! Even if they arenβt puns if theyβre remotely funny and sound like a sorority that would help too
I was talking to my girlfriend about the sorority structure with President and all the various vice presidents.
She mentioned that another sorority uses a corporate structure..
Gf: "Rather than president they have a CEO and instead of a vice president of finance they have a CFO."
Me: "So do they have a Chief Operating Officer?"
Gf: "Yeah, I think so."
Me: "Oh, that's coo."
Snickered a bit and she just gave me that "you're kidding look."
My friend's sister is talking about how rushing is coming up for her sorority and how she's nervous.
Sister: "Rushing is a few months away and I'm already freaking out about that!"
Dad: "Well maybe you should slow down."
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