What is the equation for the speed of fright?

Eeek! = MC Scared

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Hey look there's a possum in the store!

"i don't see him, where?"

-he's right THERE.

"I still can't see him, must be... playing possum."

...other dad walking out with his kid cracks a smile.

I've made it boys. I'm a dad now. This isn't my best, but it was recognized by the international father brotherhood.

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