Maybe a repost, apologies in advance, but man this is surely a first class pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanMegha2909
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Art class puns

What do you call it when someone mislabels a colour? A false acHUEsation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastelEmma
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My wife’s favorite class in High School was History

I should’ve known she’d be good at bringing up the past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o-Dez-o
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What did the science teacher yell to his loud class?

Science!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuyoChild
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Yesterday I got kicked out of yoga class.

My instructor said you need to go. I said namaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTF0
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A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.

At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.

The student said: β€œThanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DustyThunder11235
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What do you call a world class athlete who injuries their leg?

An O-limp-ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrusaderTbone
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In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.

The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
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What's the most dangerous class in school?

Music Class. Too much violins.

My boyfriend actually came up with it this morning and I'm having a hard time believing it hasn't been said before. I tried looking it up in this subreddit and google and haven't found anything yet lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilflower0205
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"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"

"No Dad, it was fuck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
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In college I took a class on braille.

The professor said we'll probably touch on everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
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Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,

"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I know that I've told y'all this before, but after not turning in his assignments and not coming to class all school year...

This bear's repeating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belscnickle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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What did Snoop Dogg say when asked to leave a yoga class?

Nah, im'ma stay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathMetalPanties
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"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"

"No Dad!! It was fcuk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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They started a poetry class at the local prison...

But I don't know how I feel about it... There are prose and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Why was the broom late to class?

It over swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdm4242
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In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.

It's my Hannibal Lecture.

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My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.

The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
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My daughter said she needs a book by Shakespeare for a class assignment. "Which one?" I asked.

"William."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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Why didn't the chef graduate from his culinary class?

He didn't finish the main course

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
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My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...

But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meta-Fox
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?

Dad: Namaste home instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakevh28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...

The other 99 read balloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
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What do you call a world class athlete who injures their leg?

An O-limp-ian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirkles
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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THE OTHER DAY I WAS SLEEPING IN CLASS...

so my angry teacher shouted at me:

-Isabel, why are you sleeping in class?

-And I answerd:

-Sorry teacher. I really feel like a bike.

Then the teacher asked:

-What do you mean by that?

-I'm two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelcanciones
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A small boy went to sex ed class and then asked his father

is this a dad joke? No, son, its not. he replied. Can we stop it with all the sex jokes please? they aren't dad jokes and probably belong in plain old /r/jokes.

Sorry for the anti joke here, but its really getting old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
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If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.

They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girloffthecob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Spilled some water in chemistry class today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueEnthusiasm6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?

She wanted to work out her problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
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My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says

Dude, your fly is open

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonimi_il
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I got bored in Online class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howdy413
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmkwee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)

Teacher: β€œSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”

The teacher has everyone turn their body over

Teacher: β€œNow I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”

all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first

Teacher: β€œOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”

The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked

As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, β€œnow see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.

With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
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I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piano_043
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My daughter says she's not doing well in music class.

She's having a hard time taking notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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I hate my math class probability course

What are the odds?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceBalistic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I got an F in art class on purpose

I wanted my report card to spell out F art

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Dad, are you going to yoga class?

Dad: Namaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakevh28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I signed up for a Binary 101 class, but I failed it miserably.

Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Is a class on cannibalism

A Hannibal Lecture?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddha0426
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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