Art class puns

What do you call it when someone mislabels a colour? A false acHUEsation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastelEmma
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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I signed up for a Binary 101 class, but I failed it miserably.

Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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I just failed my Information Technology class...

I just don't get IT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoNaGii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.

The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:

"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"

"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled

"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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I’m in a really boring geology class...

I dust can’t sand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he will never be there on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown

But it's all online now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaferDisastrous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?

That they maintain decAurum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CakeEaterMidir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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A math teacher asked his class...

"If you have ten dollars and ask your dad for ten dollars, how many dollars do you have?"

A student replied, "10 dollars"

The teacher responds, "You don't know your maths, kiddo"

To which the student replies, "Well you don't know my dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pr0fe55ionalN00b
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I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.

Oooops. Wrong USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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What do you call a class that teaches how to cook and eat people?

A cannibal lecture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kailyncookie
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My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.

It's so nerve-wracking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Me: Remember that cooking class we took a few months ago?

Wife: Sure, that was fun.

Me: Thyme flies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I'm going to bow out of my Introduction to Boating class

The instructor's way too stern!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.

If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fwillia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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I took a cheese shredding class, but wasn't very good at it. I nearly failed.

It was D grating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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When your crush walks in your class

But you're homeschooled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joker6983
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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We had a Romanian kid in our class with asthma.

We called him Vlad the Inhaler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingfreak207
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...

He coined the term.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why was the cow banned from ballet class?

It kept practicing its Dairy Air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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The chemistry teacher is always pushing my buttons in class!

I think she’s just looking for a reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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How many times did the Spanish teacher have to tell her class how to say eleven?

Once

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..

I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actuaryvsp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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I asked my teacher if she could sign me up for a puppetry class, even though it was full.

She said she’ll be able to pull some strings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.

She degraded me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaroZoroark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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To the class of 2020, con-graduations
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I made a crappy joke in chemistry class

It got no reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?

Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakevh28
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Why did the cholo only pass his English class?

Because he was all about his essays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anal_bleach_burn
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My friend used to get so nervous that he peed his pants every time he had to stand up in his third grade class.

Finally he quit his job as a teacher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Everyone remembers the mitochondrion from biology class. But who remembers the Kite-o-Mondrian?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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they met in cooking class

it was boil meets grill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnybert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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In a simulation I did for physics class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgeo113r
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Did you hear about the cow that was at the top of her class?

She was really mootivated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.

He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Why was the toilet kicked out of class?

For having a potty mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carnival_k
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My English grammar teacher was having some marriage problems and it was really getting to him, so the whole class joined in to buy him a gift

After we bought him a simple present, he was past tense

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My teacher asked the class to get onto our computers.

Mine couldn't support my weight, and broke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/05nolee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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What did the little mermaid wear to math class

An algae- bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surealseriph
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I tried really hard to do well in my Home Ec class...

...but my performance was just sew sew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasahriot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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I took a class about origami and gambling

They told me β€œyou gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I wasn’t sure if I’d like my new Karate class.

But I'm getting a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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My Prophecy class just got cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Guess he’ll Bβ™­out of luck come band class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balzar7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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My math professor was late 16 minutes for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why did the dog fail writing class?

Because he only turns in ruff graft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotLintong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Why doesn’t electricity like History class?

Because it’s only interested in current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockgamingnews
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.

They reached a settlement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Why did the student not learn anything at Sandpaper Class?

The class had just scratched the surface!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Illumination during chemistry class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonNeon9451
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Are you the replacement teacher for my class today?

Sorry, wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bionic_Sandwich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Found this in class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmolloSmoller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Took a demolitions class, first day was a train-wreck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/9ine0ne0ne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My professor puts jokes on the board before class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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We're learning about electricity in Physics class...

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?

On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediamanrit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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there's literally three sets of twins in my math class.

guess this year is gonna be their year- its twinny twinny after all.

*twinny twinny sounds like twenty twenty (2020)*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/downtothechateau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What did the Tree say in Math Class?

Geometry (Gee-I’m-A-Tree)

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A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him

It's the thot that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
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Why do so many people take Professor Fonzarelli’s class?

Easy ayyy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I made this during math class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/God-of-Waffles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Couldn’t help myself in class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BushyWushyMushy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What does the little mermaid wear to math class?

An alga-bra

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The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoppablefish8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Class, can anyone tell me how Sammy Davis Jr. lost his eye?

"I can, sir...."

Wrong! Car accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Why was the crow not at the top of his class?

B caws.

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When your lazy kohai never pays attention in class but always wants to see what you wrote down after

they're always like, "Notes me, senpai"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shujInsomnia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I was in class today and the professor's last name was Sullivan. After class I went to ask him...

"So do you want us to call you Prof S, or...?"

He replied, "Yes, but don't say it like a robot..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolphinflavored
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Jon Fogerty never sat in first class

He always insisted, "put me in coach."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Dutch-Canuck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Today in veterinary class we learned that cows have 4 stomachs to digest the grasses they consume...

It's graze anatomy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Came up with this in calculus class

A calculus professor explains an example problem to her class.

"To do this, you need to find the initial position of the object."

A confused student asks, "y?"

"yβ‚€," says the professor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamnomad101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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In class the teacher told me to stand up and talk about something I’m not good at begging with the letter C.

I chose spelling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrScotty15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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If you’re all here for the yodelling class...

You’ll have to form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reverse_mango
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Why did I fail my class? I may a pun addiction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnrstalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.

All that's left is wrecked angles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananapotato12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Everyone in my sewing class thinks I’m the worst they have ever seen.

Oops, wrong thread!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...

He really reigned on my parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb

But math will make you number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I was just voted β€œLeast Likely to Succeed” by my graduating class.

I hate being a teacher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Just Dad Joked my Geology Class

While learning about atoms, my instructor said that covalent bonds were the strongest bonds. I said, "I always thought Sean Connery was the strongest Bond." So many groans. I could feel the eye rolls. I love being the old guy in class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TingleSack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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A trigonometry class

Thank you for attending;

Tan Q for attending;

Sin Q/Cos Q for attending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_adi_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Why did Aaron Burr fail driving class?

He wasn't in the vroom where it happened

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Brought a snake to math class today

It’s okay. It was an adder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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β€ͺDid I ever tell you about the premonition I had in Biology class?‬

‬ It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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