Art class puns
What do you call it when someone mislabels a colour? A false acHUEsation!
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
I signed up for a Binary 101 class, but I failed it miserably.
Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.
I just failed my Information Technology class...
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.
The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:
"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"
"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled
"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.
I’m in a really boring geology class...
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown
For a Chemistry teacher, what is the golden rule that his class must follow?
That they maintain decAurum
A math teacher asked his class...
"If you have ten dollars and ask your dad for ten dollars, how many dollars do you have?"
A student replied, "10 dollars"
The teacher responds, "You don't know your maths, kiddo"
To which the student replies, "Well you don't know my dad"
I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.
What do you call a class that teaches how to cook and eat people?
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
Me: Remember that cooking class we took a few months ago?
Wife: Sure, that was fun.
Me: Thyme flies.
I'm going to bow out of my Introduction to Boating class
The instructor's way too stern!
I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.
If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
I took a cheese shredding class, but wasn't very good at it. I nearly failed.
When your crush walks in your class
We had a Romanian kid in our class with asthma.
We called him Vlad the Inhaler
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..
My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...
Why was the cow banned from ballet class?
It kept practicing its Dairy Air.
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
The chemistry teacher is always pushing my buttons in class!
I think she’s just looking for a reaction.
How many times did the Spanish teacher have to tell her class how to say eleven?
A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..
I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah
I asked my teacher if she could sign me up for a puppetry class, even though it was full.
She said she’ll be able to pull some strings.
I was the top student in my class until my teacher gave me very low marks.
To the class of 2020, con-graduations
I made a crappy joke in chemistry class
What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?
Why did the cholo only pass his English class?
Because he was all about his essays
My friend used to get so nervous that he peed his pants every time he had to stand up in his third grade class.
Finally he quit his job as a teacher.
Everyone remembers the mitochondrion from biology class. But who remembers the Kite-o-Mondrian?
they met in cooking class
In a simulation I did for physics class
Did you hear about the cow that was at the top of her class?
She was really mootivated.
We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.
He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.
Why was the toilet kicked out of class?
My English grammar teacher was having some marriage problems and it was really getting to him, so the whole class joined in to buy him a gift
After we bought him a simple present, he was past tense
My teacher asked the class to get onto our computers.
Mine couldn't support my weight, and broke.
What did the little mermaid wear to math class
I tried really hard to do well in my Home Ec class...
...but my performance was just sew sew.
I took a class about origami and gambling
They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.”
I wasn’t sure if I’d like my new Karate class.
But I'm getting a kick out of it.
My Prophecy class just got cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
Guess he’ll B♭out of luck come band class
My math professor was late 16 minutes for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.
At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.
Why did the dog fail writing class?
Because he only turns in ruff graft
Why doesn’t electricity like History class?
Because it’s only interested in current events.
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
Why did the student not learn anything at Sandpaper Class?
The class had just scratched the surface!
Illumination during chemistry class
Are you the replacement teacher for my class today?
Took a demolitions class, first day was a train-wreck.
My professor puts jokes on the board before class
We're learning about electricity in Physics class...
Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!
Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?
On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".
there's literally three sets of twins in my math class.
guess this year is gonna be their year- its twinny twinny after all.
*twinny twinny sounds like twenty twenty (2020)*
What did the Tree say in Math Class?
A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him
It's the thot that counts
Why do so many people take Professor Fonzarelli’s class?
I made this during math class
Couldn’t help myself in class
What does the little mermaid wear to math class?
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think it’s nuts.
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Class, can anyone tell me how Sammy Davis Jr. lost his eye?
"I can, sir...."
Why was the crow not at the top of his class?
When your lazy kohai never pays attention in class but always wants to see what you wrote down after
they're always like, "Notes me, senpai"
I was in class today and the professor's last name was Sullivan. After class I went to ask him...
"So do you want us to call you Prof S, or...?"
He replied, "Yes, but don't say it like a robot..."
Jon Fogerty never sat in first class
He always insisted, "put me in coach."
Today in veterinary class we learned that cows have 4 stomachs to digest the grasses they consume...
Came up with this in calculus class
A calculus professor explains an example problem to her class.
"To do this, you need to find the initial position of the object."
A confused student asks, "y?"
"y₀," says the professor.
In class the teacher told me to stand up and talk about something I’m not good at begging with the letter C.
If you’re all here for the yodelling class...
You’ll have to form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Why did I fail my class? I may a pun addiction
My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.
All that's left is wrecked angles.
Everyone in my sewing class thinks I’m the worst they have ever seen.
I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...
He really reigned on my parade.
A chemical in science class can make your hands go numb
But math will make you number.
I was just voted “Least Likely to Succeed” by my graduating class.
Just Dad Joked my Geology Class
While learning about atoms, my instructor said that covalent bonds were the strongest bonds. I said, "I always thought Sean Connery was the strongest Bond." So many groans. I could feel the eye rolls. I love being the old guy in class.
A trigonometry class
Thank you for attending;
Tan Q for attending;
Sin Q/Cos Q for attending
Why did Aaron Burr fail driving class?
He wasn't in the vroom where it happened
Brought a snake to math class today
It’s okay. It was an adder.
Did I ever tell you about the premonition I had in Biology class?
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.
At this rate, he will never be in class on time.