I really wanted to impress my wife's upper class parents.

So I brought TWO boxes of wine.

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Seniors in private schools

Are part of the upper class

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👤︎ u/hdeifh
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Just Dadjoked my college student daughter

She, while reading through a question on her assignment for an upper level English class: "I don't understand this question, there has to be a typo in it."

Me: "Just because you don't get it doesn't mean there's an error."

She: "No. There's a word missing or something. there's a typo, I just can't figure out where."

Me: "Oh, quit being such a... (dramatic pause)... TYPOCHONDRIAC"

I laughed. that's what's important.

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