Upper Crust Puns

A list of puns related to "Upper Crust"

The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.
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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...

20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.

Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!

Sorry about my rye sense of humor...

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👤︎ u/JimMarch
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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It's well known that incest was rampant among the English nobility...

But did you know that the Earl of Sandwich was completely inbread?

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👤︎ u/Alphthesacred
📅︎ Feb 16 2016
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