What do you get when you fold a piece of junk mail into a paper airplane?
A flier.
Why isn't there an Apple iPhone Fold?
Because Apple don't want iPhone to be afoldable.
Have You Ever Tried to Fold a Fitted Sheet?
It's pointless.
What do you call the folds of an artist’s brain?
Michelangelobes
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.
There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.
He's known as "the Fender bender".
Do competitive origami artists fold under pressure?
Ben Folds: “She’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
I WAS on top of the laundry. Then my wife had to ruin everything and tell me to fold it like I promised and stop lying on it while I watch TV.
Poker player after taking laundry out of the dryer - "I fold"
Samsung refuses to unfold the reasons behind broken Galaxy Fold
Because they shouldn’t be unveiled
I put my chips on the table knowing that she was about to fold.
She said "Move your dinner whilst I sort these clothes out."
I just bought a sofa that can fold out or recline.
I guess that makes it bi-sectional.
I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.
It was replete with pleats.
I fold my weekly salary like pairs of pants...
The project is income pleat.
My wife asked if Ben Folds Five was related to Ben Ten.
I think they're half brothers.
You're giving me the folds from the legs of your jeans to decorate my diary with?
That's a turn-up for the books.
A butcher and a rancher were playing poker, but the butcher had to fold.
The rancher kept raising the steaks.
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Fans of Paper Maps Refuse to Fold online.wsj.com/articles/i…
I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.
I was de-pleated.
