Why do girls pucker their lips when applying lipgloss

Because they don't want their lips to stick.

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📅︎ Sep 03 2017
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I offered my wife a drink of my Sunkist

My five year old came running over to me with his lips puckered. I stopped him and asked what he's doing. His reply: "son kiss," and started giggling.

My kid is out-dadjoking me.

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📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.

Fig Puckers

I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one

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📅︎ Jul 01 2016
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Elephant joke.

Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?

Because if it was small, pink and puckered it would be an ass hole.

Like what the fuck?

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📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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Bonus brownie points to my dad for this dad joke.

I told my dad the joke "If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic." He said, if life gives you great melons, date em. If life throws in a great personality, pucker up and get married.

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