What’s a ruck sack’s favourite bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/STIMY6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I had a go at rugby recently. I thought I did well...

But all everyone had to say was "nice try."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Got Em.

Hanging out with a pair of soldiers, who invited me on a ruck with them in a few days. One says "I'll bring my assault pack." The other says "I'll bring assault pack too! Hey TheVillain117 do you have one?" Without missing a beat I say "No, I have a pepper pack." Followed by a shit eating grin. They stared with blank faces for a few seconds then groaned/eyerolled as they caught the dadjoke. As pennance I have to carry 75lbs instead of fifty.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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