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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/STIMY6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16 2020
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I had a go at rugby recently. I thought I did well...

But all everyone had to say was "nice try."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/74CK
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03 2018
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Got Em.

Hanging out with a pair of soldiers, who invited me on a ruck with them in a few days. One says "I'll bring my assault pack." The other says "I'll bring assault pack too! Hey TheVillain117 do you have one?" Without missing a beat I say "No, I have a pepper pack." Followed by a shit eating grin. They stared with blank faces for a few seconds then groaned/eyerolled as they caught the dadjoke. As pennance I have to carry 75lbs instead of fifty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheVillain117
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13 2015
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