Did you hear about the sale at the Darth Maul?

Everything is half-off!

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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
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Shopping Maul
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealCameronV
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Darth Maul, Darth Vader and the most famous of them...

D'artagnan.

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What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?

Obi Wan

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?

Claude!

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You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?

They think you are nuts.

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Did you hear about the bear that mauled a family camping in the woods?

I hear it was in tents.

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This one time I asked a bear to the school dance. She mauled me and said no.

I was pretty torn up.

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I don’t like Star Wars fights

Once you’ve seen episode 1, you’ve seen them maul.

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Did you hear about the comedian who got mauled by a Grizzly?

Turns out the jokes were unbearable.

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This one is just bad.

So two hunters are doing their jobs and suddenly, one of them gets mauled by a bear. The other hunter calls 911 and says, "Hey! You need to come over quickly! My friend is being mauled by a bear! Actually, I think he might be dead!" And so the lady said "Alright, but can you make sure he's dead?" Through the phone, the lady heard a *POW* and the hunter said, "Okay, so now what?"

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Where does a lumberjack buy his axes?

At the β€œChopping Maul.”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Who is the only star wars charater that has been attavked by a bear.

Darth Maul

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Where do Siths go shopping?

The Darth Maul

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I witnessed a bear attack at the food court today!

I was at the shopping maul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
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Saw this online. Thought you would like it

My grandfather or Pa, as I called him gave my an absolute gem.

He was actually my step mother's dad and we already called my other grandfather Papa, so we called him 'Pa Ulb' - Ulb being his surname.

He was an incredible artist and would paint awesome things for us or on our bedroom walls. I remember he painted me a massive Star Wars piece on one of my walls when Episode 1 came out. I was only about about 6 at the time and remember being scared of Darth Maul. From this we used to joke around that Darth Maul would come and get me if I did anything wrong. Sort of like a police officer watching my every move, to ensure I behaved.

This carried on as a joke until he died 2 years ago, when I had done something wrong he said he'd call the police and get Maul to take me away. When he did die he had just finished an incredible painting of Darth Maul as a police officer. It was amazing! My parents could make sense of it and weren't sure if it was him that had painted it, so they flipped it over because he used to always write Pa Ulb Art and the title of the painting.

Surely enough on the back it said Pa ulb Art - Maul Cop.

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Where do Sith Lords shop

At the Darth Maul....

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What happened to Qui Gon Jinn?

He went to the Maul and died

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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.


What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda


What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2


Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt


What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? β€œThe” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.


What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.


What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2


Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.


Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt


Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe


What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett


What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke


Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.


Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn


What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones


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When I was young I had a girlfriend called Lorraine

But really wanted to be with her sister clery instead. One day Lorraine got hit by a bus and landed in the ocean where she was mauled by giant penguins and sadly died.

I guess I can see clery now Lorraine has gone

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Girlfriend got me today

Me: "I built that table with my bare hands."

Her: "Bear hands? They look pretty human to me!"

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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?

Claude.

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Where did Darth Vader get his helmet?

From the Darth Maul

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