Knock Puns

A list of puns related to "Knock"

Why you should knock on fridge before opening it?

Because there could be a salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/Enemy991
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls.

Owls who?

That’s right. Owls hoo.

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👤︎ u/er_do_7
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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I know I tell a lot of knock knock jokes

But I just adoor them.

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👤︎ u/Pratik007789
📅︎ May 16 2021
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Favorite dad joke of all time: "Knock Knock" "who's there" "awls go"

"Awls go? Owls go who?"

Why yes son, yes they do...

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👤︎ u/Turbulent_Injury3990
📅︎ May 18 2021
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Maya. Maya who?

Maya hee, maya hoo, maya ha, maya a-ha!

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👤︎ u/we_are_sex_bobomb
📅︎ May 01 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Theodore

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

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👤︎ u/v_Delavnici
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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H: "Knock knock!"

Son: "Who's there?"

H: "H"

Son: "H who?"

H: "Bless you"

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👤︎ u/yedranda
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hike

Hike who?

Knock knock joke haiku Confucius say “No funny” Now joke is over

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👤︎ u/Zylottania
📅︎ May 02 2021
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If you get and email titled knock knock don’t open it

It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home

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👤︎ u/matcha0123
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Knock knock... Who's there?

imap...

imap who? (I'm a poo)

Haha, you're a poo!

One of my kids favourites 😂

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👤︎ u/theskyguyuk
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize

.....get it no bell 🤣

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👤︎ u/Ambitious_orphan
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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You know why you should always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

Because there might salad dressing inside.

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👤︎ u/rbevans
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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How do Italians knock on the door?

Gnocchi gnocchi gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/aawferris
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Knock knock

The door's open. Come on in!

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👤︎ u/robdingo36
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?

The no-bell prize

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👤︎ u/makunahatata27
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Knock knock who’s there? Smellmop

Smellmop who?

Hint: Say it out loud quickly.

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👤︎ u/valorsayles
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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What do you call a knock-off lego rug with political views?

A Duplo mat

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👤︎ u/parentwmentalillness
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Eichmann in Jerusalem. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Eichmann in Jerusalem. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah Arendt you glad I didn't say Eichmann in Jerusalem?

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👤︎ u/Strength-InThe-Loins
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the Knock Knock joke?

He got the NObell price

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👤︎ u/idkqwerty1
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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Dad: "Knock, Knock" Kid: *sigh* "Who's there?"

Dad: "What?!?? You don't even recognize your own father??"

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👤︎ u/detrickster
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize!

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👤︎ u/Dextpat
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Knock knock

Who's there

Nobody

Nobody who?

.....

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........

Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Knock knock

Who's there? Silent man! Silent man who? ............. (My son made that one up it is now my favorite joke.)

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👤︎ u/rangerbeev
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery

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👤︎ u/BusyBoyMcFly
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Knock Knock.

Who’s There?

The Who.

The Who who?

I said The Who, not the owls!

(i made this up and had to keep myself from laughing for two hours at work I hope u like it)

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👤︎ u/GhostArtistYT
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Knock knock

Whos there? Patchew patch Pachew patch who? Arrgh! Ya shot me!

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👤︎ u/Ashjmc89
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Shark bait.

Shark bait who?

(Immediately) ha ha

I know its bad but i was proud i made it

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👤︎ u/Gden
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting c..

MOO!

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👤︎ u/ClaraLaraMeadie
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Wire" "Wire who?"

"Wire you not eating your dinner?"

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👤︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Knock knock...
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👤︎ u/Toe-knail
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Knock knock

Whos there? Ivant Ivant who? No! You get one!

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👤︎ u/Ashjmc89
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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The best Knock Knock joke

Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Dad- "Why"

Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"

Dad- "That's stupid"

Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"

Dad- "Who's there"

Me- "The chicken :)"

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👤︎ u/cprenaveau
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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This is my 4 year old daughters joke: Knock Knock?

Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why should you always knock on the fridge door before you open it?

Because there could be a salad dressing!

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👤︎ u/thisDiff
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

It’s the woodpecker!

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👤︎ u/geoswede
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.

Just in case, there's a salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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👤︎ u/omniwrench-
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What happened to the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won a Nobel prize.

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👤︎ u/JayTrim
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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What did the guy who invented knock knock jokes get?

A no bell prize.

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👤︎ u/UltimateAnemone
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??

The No-Bell Prize 🕺🏼

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👤︎ u/HeyThereLinus
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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1: Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

2: Who's there?

1: An octopus

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👤︎ u/Belated-Trendsetter
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Always knock on the fridge before opening.

Just in case there is a salad dressing

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👤︎ u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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I always knock on the door of the fridge before opening it.

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Who ever invented "Knock - Knock" jokes.

Should get a No-Bell prize. 😅🤣😎✌.

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👤︎ u/icu451
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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👤︎ u/DubstepAndTrap
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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