PornHub should call their intro music the "Smash-ional Anthem"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purpose-Fuzzy
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My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard

I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc

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Who is Anakin Skywalker's main in Smash Bros?

Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitro4450
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I accidentally made a joke about super smash bros

I didn't nintendoe do that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinotayy
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylveon10101
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What do you call a narcoleptic male cow who likes to smash things up?

A bull dozer.

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It took me less than a second to smash a vinyl

Guess I broke the record

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeyIsOnReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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A rare smash bros pun imgur.com/MH3DGbt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bcm980
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Necropony1457
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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You're no match for my smash skills
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sreksworb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My wife told me she wanted to smash

Wasn't too happy when I pulled out my Switch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Ad will close after Hulk smash
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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I've invented a game where avocados appear randomly and you have to smash as many as possible within the time limit

I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup3rjaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What do you get when you smash two candy bars together?

You've got yourself a Portmanteaublerone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrim611
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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I was playing Super Smash Bros with my friend yesterday and her dad overhears her mom call her ruthless.

Her: β€œI’m not ruthless”

Her dad: β€œWell your name isn’t Ruth so therefore you are ruthless”

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Ryu in Smash Bros.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Specktagon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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I was humming Smash Mouth's "All Star" and someone started to yell at me for getting that song stuck in their head.

All I could think to say was "Hey Now!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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What do you get is you smash two chili's together

Large PadrΓ³n Collider

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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A smash hit musical is coming to a house near you!

Presenting: Domestic Abuse!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What is the first line of Smash Mouth’s favorite Easter song?

Some bunny once told me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteenoranges
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Super Smash Brothers Eggplant trophy (xpost from /r/gaming) i.imgur.com/An9w3pH
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A Smash bros trophy description imgur.com/a/YzOR3
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What do you call it when actor Chris Pratt trips and smashs his face?

A Prattfall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juzo_Okita
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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My girlfriend told me to stop singing Smash Mouth. I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face.

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Super Smash Bros. 4

My buddy was making different custom Pikachus on SSB4 and he made one for defense, speed, and attack. I say to him,

"I guess you have a lot of those to pikaCHOOSE from."

He hit me.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
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Super Smash Dad Joke

Playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in my friend's basement (he was R.O.B. and I was Bowser), when we have even kills. 30 seconds left, I am 188%, well within killable range. I proceed to hop all over the map in an effort to avoid him. He catches me eventually and smashes me. However, I received the death animation of falling away into the background which took longer than the time left in the match, thus preventing my friend from receiving the kill credit. I win the match; he rages, "Fucking game stole my kill."

I turn to him and say

"Yeah, you got R.O.B.bed."

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