Smashed Window Puns

A list of puns related to "Smashed Window"

What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..

They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.

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👤︎ u/AEvans1888
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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A donkey just smashed through my window!

What a pane in the ass!

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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I accidentally smashed a window recently.

It was a pane to replace.

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👤︎ u/BlessedBigIron
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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My frosted glass windows smashed this afternoon

It's unclear what happened

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👤︎ u/endangeredpenguin
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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I realized I was late to my kid's soccer game. [OC]

I was running late to my kid's soccer game, so I started to jog. Then I borrowed my brother's bicycle, but I still wasn't going fast enough. So I smashed the window of a fancy SUV, hot-wired it, and slammed down on the gas pedal. Well, that Escaladed quickly.

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👤︎ u/captainwalnut
📅︎ Oct 27 2017
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