She said I missed out the letters, U R A Q T, I responded with “thanks!”
It’s soda pressing
You're too cool for her
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No. That’s buoyancy.
But you're homeschooled
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
I lost My Chemical Romance
Her name is Amelia can you guys help me out?
And we’ve been married more than 27 years!
She said I was living in a Fanta-sy
Dad: Keep at it! You will eventually wind up with a diamond !
I told her AB positive
my soda is still not saying something
Turns out she didn’t have any fillings for me
Me: wow, that's soda pressing
“Because I want to date you.”
I guess I was 2² to ask her out
It was soda pressing.
marijuana do it ?.... Haha lol for those of you who geddit
She said no both times
On the day of the prom, he goes to pick up his suit. However, once he gets there, there’s a line, so he waits....and waits...and waits...
After he gets his suit, he goes to get her corsage. When he gets to the flower shop, however, there’s an even bigger line, so he waits...and he waits...and he waits...
Once he had the corsages, he made his way to her house, but the roads were packed so he had to wait in line for the turnoff. So he waited...and waited.
Finally, he reaches her house, picks her up, and drives her to prom. But there’s a line to get into the school, so they wait... and wait...
At last, they are in the prom and dancing away. After a while, they get thirsty. So they head for the refreshment table and.....
There’s no punch line
I wheelie like you.
Now I can finally call her my boo
but after watching Pirates of the Caribbean I find myself thinking of Keira Knightley.
Credit to Steve, a real person.
April, you fools.
This just happened.
Daughter: I like this new boy DeAntré!
Mom: I can use Deantré in a sentence....
Would you like a drink with De-antré?
but she doesn't have fillings for me.
She talks about him religiously.
So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!
I wonder what Ella meant to Reese..
Not on my watch
Are soda pressing
It's soda pressing
