Break Down Puns

A list of puns related to "Break Down"

What happens when a frogs car breaks down?

It has to be toad away.

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👤︎ u/PowerWonton
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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If an ice cream van breaks down....

...do they have to put out cones ?

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 03 2021
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What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?

Triple A

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👤︎ u/smiledude94
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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What do you call a guy whose car breaks down on his way to meeting his lover?

A cab, and quick

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👤︎ u/ulvain
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?

With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.

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👤︎ u/hornwalker
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Guy gets pulled over for running a stop sign. He says to the cop “give me a break man, I slowed down.” The cop starts beating on the guy and says...

“So... do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?”

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👤︎ u/CaymanRich
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?

They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.

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👤︎ u/Foxadelick
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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I break every bed I lie down on...

Guess I must be a heavy sleeper

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👤︎ u/oil_moon
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…

It was very civil engineering…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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Every time the mail gets delivered, I break down crying.

I really should speak to a therapist about my post-traumatic stress disorder.

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👤︎ u/FederalX
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Who do you call if something breaks down at a convent?

Maintain-nuns.

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👤︎ u/Digipedia
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call a vampire whos car breaks down 3 miles from the bloodbank

A cab

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👤︎ u/DaddyBigNips25
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me.

I thought, well that's a little condescending.

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👤︎ u/shiner_bock
📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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What do you call a us mint that breaks down?

.. oh wait .. that doesn't make any cents ..

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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I heard that they figured out how to break down and process corn and make it into plastic-like furniture.

Soon you will be able to purchase your very own veggie-table.

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👤︎ u/DeepThoughtSuperComp
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, "Well, that's a little condescending." 9gag.com/gag/aBQVAjQ
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👤︎ u/DrSkyentist
📅︎ Nov 23 2014
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The train breaks down in the DDR.

A train traveling through the DDR is carrying Stalin, Krushchev, and Breznev through the Urals. It breaks down.

Stalin lines up the crew of the train, the local villagers, and the passengers, and shoots every 5th person.

Krushchev lines up the survivors and gives them a rousing speech about how much better Soviet trains will run in 7 years.

Breznev sits back down, pulls the blind shut, bounces up and down in his seat, and pretends the train is still running.

The DDR politburo votes themselves out of office because the train won't run.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Jun 14 2015
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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/Fatrat55673
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down ??

It gets "toad" away

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👤︎ u/gp_11
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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👤︎ u/bishboshTV
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad

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👤︎ u/Sunshine060317
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

IT GETS TOAD!

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

It gets toad away

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👤︎ u/CixelsydDb4d
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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👤︎ u/Mcab00
📅︎ May 27 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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👤︎ u/HomespunErmine
📅︎ May 22 2017
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away!

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👤︎ u/BOOBOO1999
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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