If a homosexual person decomposes...

Are they biodeGAYdable material?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonFireKitty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Musicians never die

They just decompose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/office_lover_12
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Dad joke but.. I'm a mother..

What Job did Beethoven get after he died?

He decomposed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adolfin4ever
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In Life Mozart composed...

In death he decomposes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
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Happy Birthday Beethoven

In honor of Ludwig von Beethoven's 250th birthday ...

What is Beethoven doing to celebrate his 250th birthday?

He's decomposing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpdrve
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What did Beethoven become after he died?

A decomposer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burt_tts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What is Mozart doing in his grave

Decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krowsfeet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a composer that’s dead and buried?

A decomposer.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What exactly is Beethoven doing in his grave ?

Decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_roNs
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Old musicians never die.

They just decompose.

(seen on the t-shirt of an actual dad today. Thank you for the chuckle, anonidad)

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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, β€œI recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, β€œand that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

β€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What was Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano? Composing. But what was dead Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano?

Decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenWoomy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What did the tree say to the mushroom?

You might be a decomposer, but you are a really fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadlyporkchop7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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What do u call a zombie that writes music?

A decomposer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jomahuntington
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Do you know what Beethoven did a week after he got put in his coffin?

He started to decompose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfcubware
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What do you call a mushroom pretending to be something else?

A decom-POSER!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.

The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.

EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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Did you hear about the musician that died?

He's started to decompose.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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I asked my kids, "What is Mozart doing right now?"

They looked at me and shook their heads, when I shouted, "Decomposing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What job does the zombie do in an orchestra?

They are the decomposers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxokidd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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What did Beethoven do the day after he died?

Started decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTiltzalot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...

"I'm decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why is Beethoven erasing all his music?

He’s decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mucus-Patty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Did you hear Mozart’s no longer composing music?

Yeah, now he is decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuartoMaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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A gravedigger exhumed Beethoven's casket.

He opened the lid and there was Ludwig... maddenly erasing sheets of his greatest works. "Just as I thought!" said the gravedigger. "He's decomposing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Melspop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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What is Beethoven doing right noe?

Decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThyLurker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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Girlfriend's dad while we're listening to music

We're listening to music on Pandora and Mozart comes on.

Her dad: "Do you know what Mozart is doing now?"

We shrug.

Her dad: "Decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterSoftee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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What do you call bacteria that write music?

Decomposers.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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My Dad Just Pulled This One On Me.

"What do you call a worm that ate Mozart?" - Dad

"I don't know, what?" - Me

"A decomposer! HA HA HA!" - Dad

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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A dying composer asked to be buried with the music he's written over the years.

When asked why he replied, "So I can spend the rest of my life decomposing"

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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While talking fermi-compost with our daughter tonight...

My wife dropped this one:

One worm said to his buddy "Hey, all that food that was in here last night is decomposed." the other says "Aw man, that's rotten."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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My prof just pulled this groaner in class...

The lecture was on urban birds and he was telling us about how Mozart had a pet starling that he loved so much he had a funeral for it after it died.

Mozart even wrote a song for the starling immediately after it passed away.

You could even say that when his pet died Mozart began composing just as the bird began decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexronjohnston
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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What did Beethoven become when he died?

A decomposer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roll_Like_Rollo
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What is Mozart doing right now?

Decomposing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Pumpkin_Friend_
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What is Beethoven doing now?

Decomposing..

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What do you call a zombie who writes his own music?

A decomposer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Old musicians never die...

They just decompose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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If you lean close to the Beethoven's grave

You can hear him decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo1000113
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What did mozart do after his death?

Decompose

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Nowadays, Mozart is...

decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Beethoven isn't dead you know.

He is just decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamJ0705
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What did Beethoven do right after he died?

He decomposed.

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