Change Integrity Puns

My view on my sub-par math teacher completely changed today. Both terrible amazing jokes were said today to the same kid, Tom.

Incident #1: Teacher: So how do you set up this integral? Tom: explains what numbers go where Teacher: Alright, and what are we integrating with respect to? Tom: Y. Teacher. Because I asked.

Incident #2: Teacher: And so, what is the answer? Tom: gives answer Teacher: Are you sure? Tom: Yes. Teacher: Oh, I thought you were Tom.

I was literally the only person in our 10 person class who laughed at those.