21 Hilarious Explode Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?

Well I don't know but the Dinomite I guess

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👤︎ u/depressedavacado

📅︎ Mar 18 2020

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Fancy stores are now adding bleach packets to their clothing that explodes if you try to steal them

Police say it’s a great a crime detergent

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👤︎ u/MLaBolle

📅︎ Jan 07 2021

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What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

0 K boomer

Credit: u/jamaisvu99

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👤︎ u/TatersArePrecious

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!!!

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👤︎ u/justcallmebean

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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Do you know if pterodactyls explode?

No, but a dino might

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👤︎ u/Yeeter_the_mosqeeter

📅︎ Oct 03 2020

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*gestures at horses* Here are the stables. *gestures at other flickering and shaking horses. One horse explodes* And here are the unstables

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👤︎ u/Larkenox

📅︎ Sep 16 2019

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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon

📅︎ May 19 2020

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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies

Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"

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👤︎ u/Terrarialord9013

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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When a cheese factory in France explodes....

De brie is everywhere.

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👤︎ u/Fart__Smucker

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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Why did the teacher explode when he was corrected by one of his students?

Because he was undermined

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👤︎ u/Lunkz3n

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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What do you get when a cheese factory explodes?

De-brie

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👤︎ u/Lordstevenson

📅︎ Aug 13 2019

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Why was the jar about to explode?

Cause it was jam-packed!

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👤︎ u/Dasvott

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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What do you call a bottle of Coke that explodes?

Soda pop

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👤︎ u/sooooolikeno

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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A co-worker told be that seagulls will explode if you feed them Akka-seltzer

I told him he’s just gullible.

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👤︎ u/AndrewGlinski

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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My son gets really excited when we go to the natural history museum. When he gets near the prehistoric bones, he just explodes with excitement and I can't deal with is new strength.

I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.

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👤︎ u/leniski1

📅︎ Sep 22 2019

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Why did the keg explode?

It succumbed to beer pressure.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu

📅︎ Apr 21 2019

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If I see one more post about clock bomb jokes, I'm going to explode.

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👤︎ u/The_Berry

📅︎ Sep 16 2015

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What do you call it when you explode a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-Apart

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👤︎ u/beth_DDaniels

📅︎ Mar 16 2018

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Why did the duck explode??

Because it was a fire-quacker!

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👤︎ u/Hamish448

📅︎ Dec 04 2017

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"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"

No, but dynamite!

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👤︎ u/CoffeetipM8

📅︎ Nov 15 2015

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What do you call a milk carton that falls and doesn't explode?

A milk dud.

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👤︎ u/ButPhuctIt

📅︎ Aug 15 2017

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