My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan
It's like I never knew herbivore.
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
I hate it when people talk about climate change
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...
It’s like I’d never met herbivore
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ideally three, but Toucan.
My mates got cross with me for going on and on about how fun it is to drive stick. They suggested changing the subject.
I told them that I would shift as best I could...
An actor was writing a letter when he changed from cursive to standard lettering mid-sentence.
He went completely off script.
Why should you never change clothes in front of a Pokemon?
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity
My son tried to change the time..
What is the answer for climate change?
I don’t know but we’re getting warmer
Naah mate, just my pHocus is changed now
Yesterday I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar.
A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.
It was a degree requirement.
My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...
guess she had the wrong package.
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
At a neighborhood party, my wife asked if I wanted to change the baby.
I said, “Not really. I like him the way he is.”
Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
I changed the computer background to a lizard.
They said everything would change after my vasectomy
I really didn’t notice a vas deferens
Did you know the giant crab from Moana changed his name to Tamatoa after he got shiny?
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken
How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb
Woah, it's already been changed
Why are plants more likely to change sex?
Because theres less stigma to stamen.
Change my mind
Russian weddings should be called the Soviet Union
(:
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, its going to be a massive change for me.
I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot in my life has changed....
Like, my name, phone number, and address
I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?
What do you call a flower getting a sex change ?
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar.
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