Erratic Puns

A list of puns related to "Erratic"

We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic

It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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I've been sick the last few days and my sleep schedule has been pretty erratic. I didn't even the time change.

The missing hour just flu by!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Gnome
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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What do you call an egg dish with noble intentions, poor eyesight and erratic execution?

Don Quichoté.

New dad 9/14/14, finally can legit post in here (=

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👤︎ u/Derptron5K
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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Pulled a good one on my girlfriend this morning

I woke up to my nose randomly bleeding; it's done that erratically for years now. As I went to grab some tissue, my girlfriend woke up and said "Oh, you've got a bloody nose!" to which I responded "Of course I do - there's no need to swear about it!" Groaning ensued.

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👤︎ u/Pants_de_Amor
📅︎ May 25 2015
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Grandad Jokes...

There's a Russian fellow that lives in Beaver. His name is Urin Pavlovic. Today he was headed north and I was behind him. He started driving slow and erratic. Now I'll have to talk to my doctor. I had a problem passing Urin.

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👤︎ u/isaacdammit
📅︎ Mar 08 2015
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 31 2018
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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My friend lost his cow milking job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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