Sluggish Puns

What language slugs speak.

high quality

When there's too many windows open

My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.

All it did was make them a bit sluggish.

But they're actually a bit more sluggish.

But now he's just sluggish

Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.

He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.

I thought I'd take off the shell to make them faster, but it just made them sluggish.

He said he felt a bit sluggish

but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.

Many years passed by like that.

At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.

With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:

• Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory, took out a lemon, cut it in half, took it back to the man and gave it to him, who looked back to the priest with gratitude. However, the priest was curious. He asked:

• Son, why do you need this half of a lemon? - with a fright on his face, and before the priest could have said a thing, he rushed out of the churchyard gate and took off.

A week later, around the same time, when the priest was leaving the church, he found himself in front of the same man in the churchyard. The man said:

• Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was surprised by the appearance of the man and his strange request. Of course he was good, went back to the rectory, and brought the half lemon. Placed it in the stranger’s hand and immediately he asked:

• Here it is, my dear son, but please tell me why do you need this half a lemon? - the man was obviously frightened and immediately ran away but the priest was not sluggish either and ran after him. He wasn’t in a very good condition, he has never run so much and so fast before so he was out of breath by the end of the village, almost fainted. He thought the strange man might appear again next week, and it would be nice if he could keep up with him, so he spent his week working on his cardio. It turned out to be a good idea, because as he thought, the stranger entered the churchyard on Sunday. The priest didn’t even wait for the request, he was good, and brought the half lemon. He received these words from the man:

• Thank you

It ended up making him sluggish.

But they just end up being sluggish.

Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.

he responded a bit sluggishly "eh, It's not doing too well."

me: "uh oh, why not?"

him: "I don't know man, everything I eat turns to shit."

:I

Well after that he became a big sluggish.

I took its shell off to make it lighter, thus quicker.

But that just made it more sluggish...

I took up a new hobby: snail racing. I thought that cutting weight by removing their shells would make them faster but it just made them sluggish.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?

My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,

All it did was make them a bit sluggish

Just made it a bit sluggish.

he took off his shell so he would be faster but in the end he just felt a bit sluggish

But instead it just made it sluggish.

He’s been sluggish ever since