I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trispir
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Sluggish (n)

What language slugs speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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I thought a snail would be faster without it's shell but actually it is quite sluggish

high quality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdonut0w0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.

My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.

All it did was make them a bit sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMDR-Hooker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Morose Code is just like the usual one but more sluggish and despondent.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/escarg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.

But they're actually a bit more sluggish.

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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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When is a house similar to a sluggish web browser?

When there's too many windows open

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Felt bad for that garden snail after he lost his shell..

Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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The snail left his shell at home.

He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A met a snail who had its shell removed

He said he felt a bit sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnShallot2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I used to race snails..

I thought I'd take off the shell to make them faster, but it just made them sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PerfectLoops
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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I wanted to see if my snail would move faster without the it's shell

but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnhhjmmnnbggh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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There was once a priest who went to see the world after taking his oath....

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.

Many years passed by like that.

At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.

With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory, took out a lemon, cut it in half, took it back to the man and gave it to him, who looked back to the priest with gratitude. However, the priest was curious. He asked:

  • Son, why do you need this half of a lemon? - with a fright on his face, and before the priest could have said a thing, he rushed out of the churchyard gate and took off.

A week later, around the same time, when the priest was leaving the church, he found himself in front of the same man in the churchyard. The man said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was surprised by the appearance of the man and his strange request. Of course he was good, went back to the rectory, and brought the half lemon. Placed it in the stranger’s hand and immediately he asked:

  • Here it is, my dear son, but please tell me why do you need this half a lemon? - the man was obviously frightened and immediately ran away but the priest was not sluggish either and ran after him. He wasn’t in a very good condition, he has never run so much and so fast before so he was out of breath by the end of the village, almost fainted. He thought the strange man might appear again next week, and it would be nice if he could keep up with him, so he spent his week working on his cardio. It turned out to be a good idea, because as he thought, the stranger entered the churchyard on Sunday. The priest didn’t even wait for the request, he was good, and brought the half lemon. He received these words from the man:

  • Thank you

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doty152
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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So I entered my snail in to a race, but I took his shell off to make him faster.

It ended up making him sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsneedtokno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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People have a misconception that if you take the shell off snails, it will go faster...

But they just end up being sluggish.

Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bthefreeman
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my dad has been having some stomach problems lately. while talking to my dad on the phone, I asked him "how is your stomach doing?"

he responded a bit sluggishly "eh, It's not doing too well."

me: "uh oh, why not?"

him: "I don't know man, everything I eat turns to shit."

:I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbagtrett
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2014
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Did you guys her about the racing snail that took off his shell?

Well after that he became a big sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicyagedcheddar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I used to own a racing snail you know...

I took its shell off to make it lighter, thus quicker.

But that just made it more sluggish...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebenprocter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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New hobby

I took up a new hobby: snail racing. I thought that cutting weight by removing their shells would make them faster but it just made them sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotab
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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If you took the shell off a snail...

Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0eYT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I thought I’d try snail racing

My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,

All it did was make them a bit sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amywit16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Just made it a bit sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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did you hear about the racing snail?

he took off his shell so he would be faster but in the end he just felt a bit sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaz123410
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I removed the shell from my snail to make it faster

But instead it just made it sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I took the shell of my snail recently

He’s been sluggish ever since

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