26 Hilarious Disappointing Puns

I watched a documentary about graphs, but it was really disappointing.

The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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How profoundly disappointing to know...

...that the band 'Toto' was not made up of former members of the band 'Kansas'.

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.

The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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👤︎ u/fastest_finger

📅︎ Jul 22 2020

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What did Julius Ceasar say after a disappointing sip of his overly sweet orange juice?

Meh. Too fruity.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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This sub is disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatball next time.

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👤︎ u/Wezzley_Snipes

📅︎ Jun 19 2016

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The New Year's celebration at Times Square was pretty disappointing.

They really dropped the ball this time.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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What do you call a disappointing boomerang?

A bummerang

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👤︎ u/OvenBakedRuffles

📅︎ Jul 14 2019

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Disappointing Anal Sex

It is a bummer

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👤︎ u/thatShanksguy09

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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Reality is often disappointing...

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👤︎ u/zCatMan

📅︎ Mar 23 2019

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It’s a bit disappointing that the Ant Man defeating Thanos theory won’t happen. After all, I’m sure the strategy would have...

Rectum.

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👤︎ u/Emeraldzoroark

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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Disappointing peanut butter...

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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A healthy marriage is often like disappointing electronics

Battery’s not included

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👤︎ u/GEEZusChristman

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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After a disappointing summer...

Humpty Dumpty has a great fall

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👤︎ u/hollowtheories

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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I signed up to take a tour of all the shopping centers in my area, but it was really disappointing

Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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I had a debate with my dad about weather forecasting accuracy, but it was pretty disappointing

Hopefully next time his arguments are meatier or logically stronger.

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👤︎ u/arjaybee

📅︎ Dec 15 2018

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My mocha today was disappointing

It was a mockery

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👤︎ u/Egglamation

📅︎ Aug 01 2018

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Disappointing my fiancee in public again

We are going around getting price quotes from venues for the wedding. At this one our host was typing out our quote and was having a rough time.

Lady: Alright, we will add in the shipping cost and, ahg, I can't spell today.

Me: T-O-D-A-Y

Groaning all around, I think I'll be ready for when we have kids.

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👤︎ u/cleansweep

📅︎ Apr 03 2014

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Trust dad to make light of a disappointing experience at the local mechanic

I was telling my dad about how we just got our car back from being fixed at our local mechanic and had a pretty disappointing experience. I had to call back several times only to find that there would be further delays (5 days total) until the car was repaired and after 'cleaning' the car and they left grease marks everywhere - including all over the windows, on the steering wheel and door handles.

My dad cut in with "at least you could slip through the traffic easily".

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👤︎ u/fairyoathen

📅︎ Apr 28 2015

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I just finished watching a movie about graphs, but it was really disappointing.

The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 24 2020

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This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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👤︎ u/Flamingturtle1

📅︎ Dec 27 2016

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This sub has been disappointing me lately.

I’ll try it with some meatballs next time.

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👤︎ u/BananaDargon

📅︎ Aug 18 2018

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This sub is seriously disappointing me lately.

I think I'll try the meatball next time.

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👤︎ u/Ballistic_Turtle

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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The New Year's celebration at Times Square was pretty disappointing.

They really dropped the ball this year.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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👤︎ u/A_Karma_Farma

📅︎ Jul 28 2018

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This sub is disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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👤︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids

📅︎ Feb 12 2017

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