Never gonna let you down
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TelepathicPsych
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?

rick ash-tree

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imboredwithlyf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2020
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Ok m sorry to let everyone at r/dadjokes down.

I haven’t been able to tell a single dad joke all year

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jangooni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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Don't let your guard down.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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I hope not to let everyone down

True story. Wife was cooking dinner and says you know what's odd?

With out hesitation I say: the number 7?

Never did find out what else was odd

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boreddudemo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KCL80
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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He wouldn’t be let down if he didn’t push their buttons...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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PRINCE: β€œRapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”

RAPUNZEL: (to hair) β€œYou’re really sweet, but I think we should just be friends.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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Which medieval line of work has been the most let down throughout history?

Guards.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phripheoniks
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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I ran out of laundry detergent today. I didn't let it get me down.

I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unipanther
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2020
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Sometimes I squat down and wrap my arms around my knees and just let myself start to lean forward.

Because that's how I roll.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dymbrulee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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He will also never let you down!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IdealDragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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Have you heard of the new Australian earphones that let everyone down?

They were noice-cancelling.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lpalokan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2020
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Get down and let's jam!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EZ25-bnet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2019
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My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.

It's paid fraternity leave.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frasier_n_Chill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2019
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I was throwing my 6yr old in the air when she said "let me down!"

So I looked her straight in the eyes and said "Santa isn't real"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/watersofserenity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2018
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Don't let your guard down
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2018
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Chick fil-a never lets me down
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingCrittt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2019
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"Let me down! Let me down!" Laughed my son as I ran around with him on my shoulders

So I left the next day and haven't been back

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BLAZEtms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2019
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The quality of puns in this sub have really gone down the drain... just let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cesoir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2014
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"I want a tattoo going down my spine, but I'll let you do anything you want," my son told the tattoo man. The tattoo man agreed to it and ended up tattooing an enormous gun my son's his spine.

Well, I guess that backfired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2018
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No matter how many times life has let you down, there's still one thing you can count on...

Your fingers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NatekNC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2018
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Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nathowm97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2017
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I let my family down. They dreamed of me becoming an accountant...

had to explain to them I lost interest and decided to become a principle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirBeefy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2016
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Can't let him live this one down.

Years ago, my father and his wife were stuffing whoppers, sour patch kids and other assorted candies into stockings. He turns to her and says in all seriousness, "Did you just fart?"

She says no, of course.

Dad: "That's funny, because I smell a whopper!"

Additional info if necessary - Whoppers are chocolate covered malt balls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prototypexx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2013
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Mr. Franklin is the last person that would let you down.

He's a mortician.

I love my Granddaddy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dforderp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2015
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In regards to the Amazon Prime Day let down

Shared an article with friends talking about how much of a let down the sales were for the Amazon Prime Day today.

Friend: "Go figure. All hype, no deliver."

Me: "Well, they are delivering. Two-day free shipping even!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cohesioN241
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