Seriously guys. Take your Christmas lights down.
Christmas was literally last year.
A child picks up a piece of chocolate and puts it in the shopping cart. The mother takes the chocolate, as it is unhealthy, and puts it down next to the eggs.
For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.
Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
What is the opposite of "always won't take them down"?
Never gonna give you up.
A mafia boss hired a hitman to take down a few pines in his front yard
The hitman asked: 'what do you want me to do after the job is done?' The mafia boss replied: 'I want you to go bury tree bodies.'
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
One Okinawa.
My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.
It's paid fraternity leave.
I was with this Siberian girl the other night, we were talking, having fun. Things started to escalate so I asked her to take this down south
But she wasn't really Inuit
Whenever I encountered one of life's little traumas, my Dad would take me to one side and say "it could be worse - you could be submerged in water twenty foot down a dark shaft"
Bless him - He meant well
I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.
How do you take down a pack of clowns?
You go for the Juggler.
You’re walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?
Instepcion
My wife told me a cheese factory not that far from our house burnt down to the ground. I went to take a look to see it with my own eyes and she was right..
..all that was left was de brie.
What do you call two police departments working together to take down a marijuana distributor?
A joint operation.
I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work.
It held me up long enough.
