Dismantle Puns

A list of puns related to "Dismantle"

Did you know a scientist studying pigeon sounds managed to single handedly dismantle a dictator's regime?

It was all thanks to his coo data.

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👤︎ u/ShadoShane
📅︎ May 10 2019
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For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.

If we got rid of the Earth's core, it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.

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👤︎ u/NoelCZVC
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did you hear about the prisoner who escaped after dismantling his cell?

They're calling it self defence.

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👤︎ u/SilentIntrusion
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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I took my clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is," I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune."

"Let's have a look," said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet.

"Ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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a:) accidentally broke one of the earths layers!

b:) which one?

a:) dismantle

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👤︎ u/geeth707
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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My disabled friend said that he invented a Helping Hat.

He should've named it a Handy Cap

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👤︎ u/Fitzz7
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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