Uproot Puns

A list of puns related to "Uproot"

once ISIS gets uprooted and dispersed, they will change their name to ISISN'T

ISIS NOT

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👤︎ u/hyperdecimal
📅︎ Jul 23 2015
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So me and the pops were uprooting some trees today

We were having trouble with one on the trunks and I asked him what the best idea would be to get it out

He replied with: "I'm stumped"

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👤︎ u/Geoffslemon09
📅︎ Jun 19 2014
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People ask me why I’m so nervous around trees, and I always have the same answer

“They just seem really shady.”

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👤︎ u/sauce_b0y
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.

My life had been uprooted.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy

and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"

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👤︎ u/nexus9
📅︎ Sep 08 2017
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