They just ransomware.
Udder destruction.
My Dad a actually told me this one.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!
Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")
This was an act of wonton destruction.
Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?
In aisle 8
They docked his pay.
Sturgeon general
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"
It's not their fault
Weapons of mouse destruction.
The wonton destruction.
This isn't a dad joke. This is a thank you to everyone on this subreddit. 6 weeks ago the love of my life broke things off with me due to factors attributed to my mental health (which i didn't tell her about because she is struggling with uni and i didn't want her to worry) and I've been having an extremely difficult time coming to terms with it. She's falling for another guy while I've been self destructing to the point where she never wants to talk to me again. But i found this subreddit today, the jokes are so stupid and funny that for the first time since before the breakup, I've laughed and it was genuine. Thank you so much for your stupid jokes. You've saved my life as far as I'm concerned. I still have a long way to to, but this subreddit is definitely going to get me through it. Thank you 💖
Scenes of wonton destruction.
It's a macawpalypse!
An Uhuracane
[refracted]
Sentenced to life in prism.
He's been charged with wonton destruction.
It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!
Udder destruction.
There was mootual destruction
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I won’t stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
Seeing as how it was Hardwired to Self-Destruct.
It would leave udder destruction
My dad told my brother to change his bedsheets while his gf is coming..
"I don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting" he said
I'm dyin lmao😂😂
Destruction 100
Utter destruction.
Utter destruction
It was wonton destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
Udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
Utter destruction.
It was udder destruction.
