They docked his pay.
"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"
It's not their fault
It's a macawpalypse!
They just ransomware.
Weapon of Mars destruction.
Sturgeon general
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
Utter destruction.
Weapons of mouse destruction.
The wonton destruction.
Scenes of wonton destruction.
It was wonton destruction.
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He's been charged with wonton destruction.
[refracted]
An Uhuracane
It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!
Sentenced to life in prism.
Udder destruction.
There was mootual destruction
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I won’t stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
It would leave udder destruction
My dad told my brother to change his bedsheets while his gf is coming..
"I don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting" he said
I'm dyin lmao😂😂
Destruction 100
It was an act of wonton destruction.
He caused wonton destruction.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with five legs?
A mootation.
What do you call a cow with four legs?
A cow.
What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
It was an act of wonton destruction
Utter destruction
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
Udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
Utter destruction.
Utter destruction
Udder destruction
Udder Destruction
