But it didn’t twerk out.
That was his loco-motive.
Mileysaurus?
Truly a force to be wreckin’ with.
I’m all right.
buh-dum-tsss
In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.
He turned over a new Leaf.
He got toad
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
A wrecked-angle.
A nervous wreck
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....
A nervous wreck
I hit the median
A wrecked angle
It was a nervous wreck.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Husband: is that why you ovary act?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Rectum.
"When people ask, mom can just say "you should see the other guy. He reached down my shirt, we got in a fight, and I killed him!""
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
Who woulda thunk it?
“Was it a Saab?”
No, more of a whimper
Wreck more.
They told me that recently they had come into ownership of a small ball of string. At first, they thought nothing of it. One day, they walked into their house and the ball of string was on the table, when they had specifically left it in a closet. They put it away again, but the next day when they came home from work, the ball was on the table again. It kept happening, and eventually it became a sort of game for my friend. They'd leave it somewhere they thought it could never come back from, and return to find it on their table.
Then it began to appear in other places.
It appeared in the middle of a company meeting. One moment, the table was empty, the next, it had a ball of string in the middle. While driving, they spotted it in the back of their car. They saw it inside of a vending machine. But at the end of every day it would return to their table.
Eventually, my friend decided enough was enough. They took the string, and threw it off a bridge into a river. As they were driving home, a car swerved and hit them, wrecking both cars. My friend staggered to check on the other driver, and all he found was a small pile of soggy string on the seat.
After that, he never saw the string again.
So after he told me this tale, I turned to him, and said, "Wow... that was quite a yarn."
What happened was, we were crossing an intersection and the car said, "Stop me if you've heard this one."
Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."
They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.
It was a real Saab story
He said to me "The driver must have been sauced."
A nervous wreck.
A nervous wreck
A nervous wreck.
A nervous wreck
