Usually just once
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
ANUBUS
It was a Wookie mistake
All the sailors were marooned!
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
A Mesla.
He didn't look at the light as it was changing.
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
It was a bad driver
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.
He forgot to put the car in bark
I call it the Boing 747
Your Mercedes bends
Dam!
Now I'm a sit down comedian.
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
That’s a crime with a loco motive
It becomes a decycling bin.
A Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
He said, “Well it’s crashing on course right now.”
Fail-iens!
I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.
I yell out ENNNNRONIIIING!!!!
It’s all over next weeks papers
Because the left wing was completely destroyed!
It was a hard drive.
It was just something to fall back on
Cop 2: Maybenhe wanted to see his Mercedes-bend
A Boeing. It "Boing"s off of everything.
I had to explain to him that I was married now and that's where I sleep.
They were marooned
