The doctor then replied "i know, i amputated your arms."
Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Manslaughter
He is all right, now.
That’s it we’re moving!
To the I.C.U.
Now she’s in the ICU
All his best days are now left behind.
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
He fits the bill.
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
There was de brie everywhere!
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
But now I can look back and laugh.
I was dad on arrival.
RIP
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
Rectum.
His joint
We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
‘Get whale soon’ cards.
I was crushed by the news.
I took him to the ICU
Dont worry, he's all 'right' now
The doctors called it eyeLEDs
I’m just always down on one knee
He’s all right now
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
Now my boots are squeaky...
They told me that recently they had come into ownership of a small ball of string. At first, they thought nothing of it. One day, they walked into their house and the ball of string was on the table, when they had specifically left it in a closet. They put it away again, but the next day when they came home from work, the ball was on the table again. It kept happening, and eventually it became a sort of game for my friend. They'd leave it somewhere they thought it could never come back from, and return to find it on their table.
Then it began to appear in other places.
It appeared in the middle of a company meeting. One moment, the table was empty, the next, it had a ball of string in the middle. While driving, they spotted it in the back of their car. They saw it inside of a vending machine. But at the end of every day it would return to their table.
Eventually, my friend decided enough was enough. They took the string, and threw it off a bridge into a river. As they were driving home, a car swerved and hit them, wrecking both cars. My friend staggered to check on the other driver, and all he found was a small pile of soggy string on the seat.
After that, he never saw the string again.
So after he told me this tale, I turned to him, and said, "Wow... that was quite a yarn."
They'll add consult to injury
We've made a massive mistake
To the I.C.U
To the I-C-U!
The I C U
The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms!”
But now I can look back and laugh.
