It's what happens when you have a gala versus a college frat party.
There was a shooting at the party yesterday. Thankfully, there were no casualties. Well, that's mainly because it was a formal party, so people were only wearing seriousties.
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
A doctor was asked if he had any formal shirts
He said "I have only casualties"
Why shouldn't American go to war with South America?
Because the casualties will be in the brazilians
There was a collision at sea between two tankers...one carrying blue paint, one carrying red paint.
There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.
