Casualty of War
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👤︎ u/tblaine4
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.

In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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oh no!
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👤︎ u/bodegoral7
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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It's what happens when you have a gala versus a college frat party.

There was a shooting at the party yesterday. Thankfully, there were no casualties. Well, that's mainly because it was a formal party, so people were only wearing seriousties.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt

I'll be going as a Casualty

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👤︎ u/rewind44
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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A doctor was asked if he had any formal shirts

He said "I have only casualties"

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👤︎ u/PanPitza
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Why shouldn't American go to war with South America?

Because the casualties will be in the brazilians

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👤︎ u/ParaREXX
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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There was a collision at sea between two tankers...one carrying blue paint, one carrying red paint.

There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.

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📅︎ Sep 30 2016
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Dadjoked by my student

I teach history, I want to introduce new technology used in WWI (specifically trench warfare) so I ask "why did both sides suffer such great casualties?"

My student: because they skipped all the formalities

Me:.... internally groans

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👤︎ u/sal6a
📅︎ Nov 16 2014
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