I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
Did you hear about Dolly Parton’s new weight loss coffee?
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
What do you call a big weight loss?
Tried coming up with a good meme, but I found myself at a loss.
What dessert is popular amongst those with memory loss?
I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..
I’ve been writing a book on weight loss.
I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
Heard about the Texan with memory loss?
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
I'm thinking of writing a weight loss book
Mostly because it would apply to a wide audience.
I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
I keep telling this girl who works on a farm to get over the loss of her favorite cow.
But she couldn't put it pasture.
What‘s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?
I was recently told that I have short term memory loss.
Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?
Does anyone have any weight loss mantras?
I have short-term memory loss.
I came up with a joke about memory loss
What did the football coach say to the game developer when they loss?
Someone should make a weight-loss book for incels
Did you hear about the loss of nemo the fish?
Amazing new weight loss technique?
So I saw this crazy salesman trying to convince every passer-by that you can lose weight just by repeating a special series of weight loss mantras every day.
"Fat chance!" I called out, rolling my eyes.
"EXACTLY!!!" he replied.
To the person who stole my weight loss pills........
You'll have nothing to gain.
My father suffers from short term memory loss.
I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.
After my memory loss, I couldn't remember the other word for 'couch'.
I've been having a hard time recalling it sofa.
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...
Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?
Don't even mention the loss of newspaper subscriptions to me
I hear Tom Brady is very deflated after his loss.
Loss of a loved one
I hope this is the right sub.... I'll never forget the day we lost my grandmother. It was a deeply difficult time. But it turns out she had just slipped between the couch cushions.
Horses don’t really care about hair loss.
It’s not a mane problem for them.
You wanna know what the best thing about short term memory loss is?
I asked my dad are you still mourning the loss of mum.
He replied no, now I'm afternooning her loss.
Hearing loss isn't the end of the world...
but a string of words in sign-language is a deaf sentence.
Edit: please don't thank me, just pay it forward.
Rabbit season must be stressful. I hear it causes hare loss.
What do you call the gradual decline to eventual loss of living tree wives who you marry with the purpose of showing them off ?
I bought a book about hair loss today because I've been feeling a bit self conscious lately...
...all the pages fell out...
I'm on a weight loss plan where I eat nothing but food coloring.
My weight loss resolution has me really waisting away.
I was going to make a joke about memory loss.
I was about to make a joke about my short term memory loss
But then I forgot what it was.