Tried coming up with a good meme, but I found myself at a loss.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persony_Person_04
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..

I forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27
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Hearing loss.

https://preview.redd.it/el0b8g5ppsd51.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab5dcea74bed5f718e2302d61dee111ec7fda5ee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Criz454
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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I’ve been writing a book on weight loss.

I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.

They taught me periscoping techniques.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HouseofKannan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Heard about the Texan with memory loss?

He ALAMO'st forgot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?

Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.

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Loss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/extrastent1al
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I'm thinking of writing a weight loss book

Mostly because it would apply to a wide audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForcastProperly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I keep telling this girl who works on a farm to get over the loss of her favorite cow.

But she couldn't put it pasture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnimuTrappu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I am at a loss of words
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecal-butter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Whatβ€˜s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?

The Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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People say weed causes memory loss

That’s nonsense,next thing they’ll say is that weed causes memory loss

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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I was recently told that I have short term memory loss.

Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackypwns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.

But I just couldn't get the message across.

Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Offilious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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I came up with a joke about memory loss

But I can't remember it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I have short-term memory loss.

I forgot the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingofYears
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Does anyone have any weight loss mantras?

Fat chants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsTBlueBFF
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Someone should make a weight-loss book for incels

Called own the lbs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EzlotheMinish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What did the football coach say to the game developer when they loss?

Ubisoft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribulock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Did you hear about the loss of nemo the fish?

It’s o-fish-al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BernieIV
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Amazing new weight loss technique?

So I saw this crazy salesman trying to convince every passer-by that you can lose weight just by repeating a special series of weight loss mantras every day.

"Fat chance!" I called out, rolling my eyes.

"EXACTLY!!!" he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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weight loss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavinefb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I was going to make a joke about memory loss.

But I forgot it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorn07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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To the person who stole my weight loss pills........

You'll have nothing to gain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I was about to make a joke about my short term memory loss

But then I forgot what it was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tr1pped0ut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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After my memory loss, I couldn't remember the other word for 'couch'.

I've been having a hard time recalling it sofa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My father suffers from short term memory loss.

I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Don't even mention the loss of newspaper subscriptions to me

It's tearable news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...

Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikegar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Loss of a loved one

I hope this is the right sub.... I'll never forget the day we lost my grandmother. It was a deeply difficult time. But it turns out she had just slipped between the couch cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/likeCircle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I hear Tom Brady is very deflated after his loss.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CollapsibleEra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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Horses don’t really care about hair loss.

It’s not a mane problem for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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You wanna know what the best thing about short term memory loss is?

I forgot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-bee-movie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I asked my dad are you still mourning the loss of mum.

He replied no, now I'm afternooning her loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unit1601
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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Hearing loss isn't the end of the world...

but a string of words in sign-language is a deaf sentence.

Edit: please don't thank me, just pay it forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someauthor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Rabbit season must be stressful. I hear it causes hare loss.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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I bought a book about hair loss today because I've been feeling a bit self conscious lately...

...all the pages fell out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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What do you call the gradual decline to eventual loss of living tree wives who you marry with the purpose of showing them off ?

Ent-trophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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I'm on a weight loss plan where I eat nothing but food coloring.

It's a dyet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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My weight loss resolution has me really waisting away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoreCowbells
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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I know a weight loss diet that works with fried confectionary!

All you have to do is eat the doughnut whole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mask-of-oranges
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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Dad-joked about hearing loss today

I found out yesterday that I have nerve damage in my right ear, and have lost a substantial amount of my hearing in that ear. I was discussing it with my father over lunch when I told him "Well, its a shame that now I can't hear RIGHT!"

I was probably more proud of myself than I should have been.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mytacosaremine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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After complimenting him on his recent weight loss my dad told me that he has been on a seafood diet

"I just eat everything I see."

God damn it, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merovingian89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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A family friend was telling us about her weight loss plans today...

Dad: "Well, now that you've started your diet, I guess we'll be seeing a lot less of you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ladygunshooter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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