Tried coming up with a good meme, but I found myself at a loss.
I’d tell you a joke about memory loss but..
I’ve been writing a book on weight loss.
I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.
Me: Is it contagious?
Doctor: Is what contagious?
Heard about the Texan with memory loss?
Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?
Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
I'm thinking of writing a weight loss book
Mostly because it would apply to a wide audience.
I keep telling this girl who works on a farm to get over the loss of her favorite cow.
But she couldn't put it pasture.
What‘s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?
People say weed causes memory loss
That’s nonsense,next thing they’ll say is that weed causes memory loss
I was recently told that I have short term memory loss.
Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?
I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
I came up with a joke about memory loss
I have short-term memory loss.
Does anyone have any weight loss mantras?
Someone should make a weight-loss book for incels
What did the football coach say to the game developer when they loss?
Did you hear about the loss of nemo the fish?
Amazing new weight loss technique?
So I saw this crazy salesman trying to convince every passer-by that you can lose weight just by repeating a special series of weight loss mantras every day.
"Fat chance!" I called out, rolling my eyes.
"EXACTLY!!!" he replied.
I was going to make a joke about memory loss.
To the person who stole my weight loss pills........
You'll have nothing to gain.
I was about to make a joke about my short term memory loss
But then I forgot what it was.
After my memory loss, I couldn't remember the other word for 'couch'.
I've been having a hard time recalling it sofa.
My father suffers from short term memory loss.
I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.
Don't even mention the loss of newspaper subscriptions to me
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...
Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?
Loss of a loved one
I hope this is the right sub.... I'll never forget the day we lost my grandmother. It was a deeply difficult time. But it turns out she had just slipped between the couch cushions.
I hear Tom Brady is very deflated after his loss.
Horses don’t really care about hair loss.
It’s not a mane problem for them.
You wanna know what the best thing about short term memory loss is?
I asked my dad are you still mourning the loss of mum.
He replied no, now I'm afternooning her loss.
Hearing loss isn't the end of the world...
but a string of words in sign-language is a deaf sentence.
Edit: please don't thank me, just pay it forward.
Rabbit season must be stressful. I hear it causes hare loss.
I bought a book about hair loss today because I've been feeling a bit self conscious lately...
...all the pages fell out...
What do you call the gradual decline to eventual loss of living tree wives who you marry with the purpose of showing them off ?
I'm on a weight loss plan where I eat nothing but food coloring.
My weight loss resolution has me really waisting away.
I know a weight loss diet that works with fried confectionary!
All you have to do is eat the doughnut whole
Dad-joked about hearing loss today
I found out yesterday that I have nerve damage in my right ear, and have lost a substantial amount of my hearing in that ear. I was discussing it with my father over lunch when I told him "Well, its a shame that now I can't hear RIGHT!"
I was probably more proud of myself than I should have been.
After complimenting him on his recent weight loss my dad told me that he has been on a seafood diet
"I just eat everything I see."
God damn it, Dad.
A family friend was telling us about her weight loss plans today...
Dad: "Well, now that you've started your diet, I guess we'll be seeing a lot less of you!"