30 Hilarious Exit Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is a beehive that doesn't have an exit?

Unbelievable

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👤︎ u/cleroksr

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?

Thanks for coming!

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👤︎ u/Negalugh

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?

Past-tents

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👤︎ u/deathorcharcoal

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner

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👤︎ u/ohsureyoudo

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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Hey dad, can we stop at the casino at the next exit?

Dad: Sure, why? Son: I need to go to the bathroom and the sign says they have the best craps in the state.

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👤︎ u/dtdisfraction

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.

But I think they are on the way out.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 13 2020

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What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?

"Thank you for cumming"

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👤︎ u/Thom581K

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.

I said: "There's the door."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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My friend didn't want to exit the EU, so now he stays home making wigs for horses..

A true re-maner

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👤︎ u/maccer20

📅︎ Apr 11 2020

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What do you call a dramatic exit at a tea party?

A Tea Leave

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👤︎ u/hisairnessag3

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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What do you call a beehive with no exit?

Unbeelievable

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👤︎ u/JovanYT_

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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What do you call a beehive with no exits? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

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👤︎ u/KyaUkhaadLegaBe

📅︎ Aug 16 2019

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so youre american when you enter and exit a bathroom, so what are you while youre in the bathroom?

European

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👤︎ u/easiermarais

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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If you're American when you enter the toilet, and American when you exit the toilet, what are you while you're inside the toilet?

European

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👤︎ u/kachary

📅︎ May 27 2019

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We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed ‘Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.

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👤︎ u/Beergelden

📅︎ Jan 02 2019

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The store manager asked me if I could move the Kia that was blocking the exit.

I said that I could, but that’s not my Forte.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 21 2018

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After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked: “What else could the management provide — that might have prevented you from leaving?”

I wrote “Birth control.”

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👤︎ u/ikissedtaylorswift

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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After one hour of searching I finally found an exit out of the room

I was very exited

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👤︎ u/ZFreak111

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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There's a decline in exit sign use.

Experts are saying they are on the way out.

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👤︎ u/LiiuHm

📅︎ Feb 23 2019

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This morning I climbed up to the beehive in my yard and used putty to block the exit.

It was unbeeleavable

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👤︎ u/haymalb

📅︎ May 24 2019

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My workplace won an award for "Most Polite Exit Signs".

Nice going!

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jun 30 2018

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All of the doors in a fire station are fire exits.

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👤︎ u/mcpat21

📅︎ Apr 03 2018

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What do you call a group of fathers making a quick exit?

A skedaddle.

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👤︎ u/TheSygil

📅︎ Apr 03 2018

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Whats the opposite of exit running, and why is it so interesting?

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👤︎ u/RopeBunny

📅︎ Jan 22 2016

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Shaksperean highway exit

So my boyfriend and I were running errands, and my GPS told me to take exit 2B. I wondered aloud:

"I wonder if we're in lane 2B."

Then I realized...

"2B or not 2B. That is the question."

My boyfriend just gave me The Look and made a move to duck and roll out of the car.

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👤︎ u/Iyoten

📅︎ Dec 12 2014

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What does it say on the exit door to the sperm bank?

Thanks for coming......

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👤︎ u/_I-Have-A-Plan_

📅︎ Feb 05 2021

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Novelty exit signs are quite a rage in my town these days.

But I think they are on the way out.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 02 2020

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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances....

I said "There's the door"

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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What do you call a beehive with no exit?

Unbelievable

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👤︎ u/jgudnas

📅︎ May 14 2019

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Exit signs.

They’re on their way out.

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👤︎ u/elfupa96

📅︎ Nov 06 2018

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