While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.

And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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When I’m fixing an outlet and I get shocked

I just socket up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepOut75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I was putting the outlet cover back on the wall while my wife was working at the computer with her back to me...

She said β€œwhat are you doing? What is that noise?” I said β€œI’ve been screwing around behind your back.” She whipped around in shock and saw me, screwdriver in hand, screwing in the outlet cover.

I found it way more entertaining then she did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthritictongue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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You know, if you have seen one collection of retail outlets under one roof, you have seen a mall.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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This outlet is shocked to see me!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valoer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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TIL: To have an outlet for his aggression, Gandhi used to organize periodic food fights.

It was Naan violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My friend works for the road commission, but he only hangs signs on streets where there's no outlet.

What a dead end job!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/three_rs
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What happens when you stick clickbait in an outlet? What happens next will shock you.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?

ABBA Zombie and Witch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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A friend called me an amateur (jokingly) for shutting off the power before working on a broken outlet.

I told him if he wanted to muck around with a 80amp 2.4Kw 120volt dimmer while it was hot, more power to him.

(I work in a theater)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodnutatthehelm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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A scientist stuck a fork into an electrical outlet.

His discovery was shocking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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A friend of my dad's got caught in a rough situation in a footwear outlet

Friend: Ugh, I was just in there to buy a new pair of sneakers. I didn't need to know the life story of that guy and why he was robbing the store, you know?

Dad: Friend, I love your shoes. ...But I wouldn't want to be in your shoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madmagican-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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I asked my dad if he wanted to stop at the liquor outlet as we drove past it to get some beer... (the sign for the store said "Liquor Outlet")

He replied, "Liquor outlet? I hardly know her!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coldbeerzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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Was helping my dad replace some old outlets the other day when...

Me: How many times do you think electricians get electrocuted? Dad: Once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miaowewo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2013
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Outlet malls

I'm a dad, so this counts right?

Some coworkers were discussing outlet malls when I piped up, "I don't know why people make such a big deal about them. I think Home Depot has the best price on outlets."

The eyerolls were deafening.

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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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It's like I've always said, if you've seen one collection of retail outlets under one roof...

...you've seen a mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Discount_Dracula
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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