And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
I just socket up
She said “what are you doing? What is that noise?” I said “I’ve been screwing around behind your back.” She whipped around in shock and saw me, screwdriver in hand, screwing in the outlet cover.
I found it way more entertaining then she did.
It's on paperview
It was Naan violence.
What a dead end job!
ABBA Zombie and Witch.
I told him if he wanted to muck around with a 80amp 2.4Kw 120volt dimmer while it was hot, more power to him.
(I work in a theater)
His discovery was shocking.
Friend: Ugh, I was just in there to buy a new pair of sneakers. I didn't need to know the life story of that guy and why he was robbing the store, you know?
Dad: Friend, I love your shoes. ...But I wouldn't want to be in your shoes
He replied, "Liquor outlet? I hardly know her!"
Me: How many times do you think electricians get electrocuted? Dad: Once.
I'm a dad, so this counts right?
Some coworkers were discussing outlet malls when I piped up, "I don't know why people make such a big deal about them. I think Home Depot has the best price on outlets."
The eyerolls were deafening.
It’s on Paperview!
...you've seen a mall.
