Why don't you want to be sad at a retail store?

You'd be at the lowest of Lowe's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cresendo77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I work at a retail store and two guys stole a calender

They both got 6 months

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Every time I go into a retail store, I always want to buy an item separator.

But the cashier keeps putting them back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mewtwo_Nex
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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If I was the owner of a retail store...

I'd put the torches in the darkest part of the shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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My buddy's dad pulled this one at some retail store the other day

The cashier asked him if he wanted to be a member there and he said Yes so the cashier proceeded to ask "okay what's your street name?" He relied "tall white boy from the hood"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qazdthm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Dadjoked a coworker at a retail store.

This one doesn't work as well typed out, but it's still pretty good. A co-worker was putting up a basket of returns, and he stopped by to ask me where the Efferdent goes. I said "I don't know, maybe you should put some more effort into it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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Walked into a retail store, associate asks "do you need a hand?"

"No thanks, I've got two."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MystikIncarnate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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Where does a dog go to get a new tail?

A Retail store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramichaud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Where do lizards go when their tails come off?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twunts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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[Request] A name for a store.

I was just assigned an architecture project to design a retail building of some sort. The products, name and theme are all free for me to choose, so I want to make it a killer pun.

What's a punny store name/product combo I can use?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reason-and-rhyme
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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Dadjoked a manager over the walkie.

I was working the closing shift at a retail store where every associate carries a walkie. Before closing time, a manager will generally ask which departments need help zoning (cleaning, facing merchandise, etc) and the associates will help the other departments. The other night:

Manager: -kssht- How are we on the floor?

Me:- kssht- Gravity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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My dog's tail got cut off today,

So i took him to the retail store for a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneCoolGuy234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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What's the combination of Finland and France?

Finance

I work in a retail store with credit card financing signs all over the place. It was slow and boring, so I fixated on said word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seekerman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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Got dad joked into next week at work

I work at a supplement retail store and usually greet people with "Hey! How are you today? What brings you in today?" and usually people will just tell me what they are looking for. So, I did the same thing to a man ~50 years old today, but instead of the usual response I get, he just responded with "My feet."

10/10. Would be dad-joked again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnapCrack1ePop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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What do you say when you walk into a pot shop?

High.

This is a real deal "joke" from my dad today. The first retail mj store just opened in his town. He's 60.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vatothe0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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They spelt it wrong

My 9yo saw my wife's shopping bag she brought home from the "TYPO" gift store and declared, "Hey, they spelt it wrong."

I said, "Maybe it was just a 'typo'..."

(Photo of TYPO Store) http://www.canelandcentral.com.au/~/media/retail/au/caneland-central/stores/typo8905.ashx?as=0&mh=1130

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2016
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My dog was so excited to see my dad

My dad walked in and my dog was so excited and his tail was wagging so fast.

Me (to my dog) - If your tail wags any fast it's going to fall off

Dad (to my dog) - Then we'll have to take you to the retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatBox360
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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Are you helping with the truck tonight?

"No, I'm a freight-not"

For those who don't know, in retail and similar stores, when a truck comes in delivering merchandise, it's the freight truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McJ_swirl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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After 11 months I created a Dad Joke Masterpiece

The lady, son, and I were in a retail store the other day when an annoucement was made over the PA system.

"Customer needs assistance in the vacuum cleaners"

I lean towards the wife and say, "Well this Hoover sucks. Oh, the Dyson it also sucks. To be honest, they all suck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazeeeastcracker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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Dadjoked a coworker.

I work at a retail grocery store in the deli. I am also 6'7". I was tasked with detailing our warmer and I was working on the bottom part. Getting down is my natural enemy so I was sitting on a milk crate. Coworker from meat department comes over and asks if we had his squeegee. We did so I told him. He said, "For shame, you should feel bad." I then told him, "You're going to judge me while I'm at my lowest?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinkleheimer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dam_b_ver
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The Retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HANZ06
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Where do animals go when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BladeSides
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasabimohmayahai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Where do you take a dog when it’s tail falls off?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoKroger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What did the the dog do when he lost his tail?

He went to the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joanna810
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Where does a cat go when he has lost his tail?

A retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manny-Hatz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Where did the cat go after it lost it’s tail?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connornel18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cellvive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Where does the dog go after losing their tail?

The retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The747IsDead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail?

To a RETAIL store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rmartin217
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Where does a dog go if he loses his tail?

To the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeonPeonTree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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When a dog lost it’s tail where does it go?

To the retail store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denis0913
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Where do dogs who lose their tail go?

To a retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raytrace75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

To a retail store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinland
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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Where should a dog go when it has lost its tail?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Where does a cat go, when the cat loses it’s tail?

The retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_MadPsycho_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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Where does the dog go when he loses his tail?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evan164
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-right-i
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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"Where do animals who have no tails go?"

The retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rljkeimig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2015
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