Never fart in an apple store
I was watching a robbery at the Apple Store today
What are you called if you are shopping at an Apple store when it’s robbed?
I saw the Apple store get robbed once
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
Have you been to an apple store? You can't breathe in there.
The Apple Store was just robbed...
The thieves were easily idefinied from all of the iWitness accounts
Why was Sam the bard kicked out of the Apple store?
There was a robbery at the local Apple store today.
Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.
Coming home from apple picking this morning, my wife saw a sign from a Jewelry store that read, "Watches 20% off."
Wife, "Wow, watches 20% off. That's not a bad deal."
Me, "Ehh, I'd rather they tell the correct time."
A pirate walks into an Apple store
Why is farting on an apple store a bad idea?
Because they have no windows.
You know why you cant fart in an Apple store ?
Because they dont have windows.
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me
Not my fault they don't have Windows
My dad took me to an Apple store to buy me an iPhone 11
Me: "Please don't fart here."
Dad: "Why?"
Me: "Because they don't have Windows."
Break-in at the Apple Store!
Police searching for iWitnesses...
The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
I was in the Apple store the other day and the sales assistant Robert, approached me and asked would I like to try the new iPhone. Not interested, I turned and said:
Why did John Snow stand in line for 6 hours at Apple store?
Why are Apple stores hypocritical?
Because to construct them, you need to install windows
Whenever I go to a Apple Store, I feel like a three year old at a candy shop.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store
They do not have Windows. No wonder people gave me a nasty look, iStunk.
Why should you not fart in Apple store?
Because there are no windows.
why should not fart in a apple store?
I saw a robbery at an apple store today.
The police interviewed me because I was an iWitness.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store
Does that make you an iWitness?
You shouldn't fart in an Apple store,
They don't have Windows...
I saw a robbery take place at the Apple Store today.
The police wanted to interview me because I was an iWitness.
I saw someone rob the Apple store.
If you see a crime at an apple store....
Does that make you an iWitness
You shouldn't fart in the Apple Store
because they have no windows
So I farted in an Apple store and everyone got mad
I said too bad they don't have windows
If you see a robbery at the apple store
Does that make you an iwitness?
I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad.
It's not my fault that they didn't have Windows.
If you see a robbery at an apple store
Does that make you an i-witness?
I once farted in an Apple Store. They kicked me out because they didin't have Windows
If you witness a crime in an Apple store...
Does that make you an iWitness?
Don't fart in an apple store
You saw a robbery go down at an Apple store. Does that make you an...
If you see somebody robbing an Apple store,
does that make you an iWitness?
Why you should not fart in an Apple store?
Don't fart in a Apple store.
They don't have any windows
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
If you witness a robbery at an Apple Store...
...does that make you an iWitness?
What do you call someone who saw a crime occur at an Apple Store?
If I witnessed a robbery in the Apple store, would that make me an iWitness?
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I saw a robbery at an Apple store.
The police tell me that I'm their iWitness.
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