Never fart in an apple store

They don't have windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bijkeh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I was watching a robbery at the Apple Store today

I became an iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What are you called if you are shopping at an Apple store when it’s robbed?

An iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jch308
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I saw the Apple store get robbed once

Yep, I was an iWitness

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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If you see a crime at the Apple Store...

Does that make you a an iWitness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1llerpanda1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Have you been to an apple store? You can't breathe in there.

There's no Windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kremata
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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The Apple Store was just robbed...

The thieves were easily idefinied from all of the iWitness accounts

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why was Sam the bard kicked out of the Apple store?

Because Sam sung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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There was a robbery at the local Apple store today.

Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Coming home from apple picking this morning, my wife saw a sign from a Jewelry store that read, "Watches 20% off."

Wife, "Wow, watches 20% off. That's not a bad deal."

Me, "Ehh, I'd rather they tell the correct time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Platinum_Mattress
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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A pirate walks into an Apple store

He buys an iPatch

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why is farting on an apple store a bad idea?

Because they have no windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thotanhialator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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You know why you cant fart in an Apple store ?

Because they dont have windows.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me

Not my fault they don't have Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My dad took me to an Apple store to buy me an iPhone 11

Me: "Please don't fart here."

Dad: "Why?"

Me: "Because they don't have Windows."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Break-in at the Apple Store!

Police searching for iWitnesses...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...

...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I was in the Apple store the other day and the sales assistant Robert, approached me and asked would I like to try the new iPhone. Not interested, I turned and said:

"No Siri Bob"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BazzyTheLemon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why did John Snow stand in line for 6 hours at Apple store?

For the watch!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/str33techie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why are Apple stores hypocritical?

Because to construct them, you need to install windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameCreeper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Whenever I go to a Apple Store, I feel like a three year old at a candy shop.

I can’t afford anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Don’t fart in an Apple Store

They do not have Windows. No wonder people gave me a nasty look, iStunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why should you not fart in Apple store?

Because there are no windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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why should not fart in a apple store?

they don't have windows!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I saw a robbery at an apple store today.

The police interviewed me because I was an iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBirb_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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If you see a robbery at an Apple store

Does that make you an iWitness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyjharmon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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You shouldn't fart in an Apple store,

They don't have Windows...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanner_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I saw a robbery take place at the Apple Store today.

The police wanted to interview me because I was an iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxieturt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I saw someone rob the Apple store.

I was an iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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If you see a crime at an apple store....

Does that make you an iWitness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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You shouldn't fart in the Apple Store

because they have no windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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So I farted in an Apple store and everyone got mad

I said too bad they don't have windows

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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If you see a robbery at the apple store

Does that make you an iwitness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluetoken12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad.

It's not my fault that they didn't have Windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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If you see a robbery at an apple store

Does that make you an i-witness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starcream28266
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I once farted in an Apple Store. They kicked me out because they didin't have Windows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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If you witness a crime in an Apple store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinGs5000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Don't fart in an apple store

They don't have windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hftre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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You saw a robbery go down at an Apple store. Does that make you an...

iWitness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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If you see somebody robbing an Apple store,

does that make you an iWitness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why you should not fart in an Apple store?

They don't have windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DimitkoRD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Don't fart in a Apple store.

They don't have any windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheisgod123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjc1199
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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If you witness a robbery at an Apple Store...

...does that make you an iWitness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigadude17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call someone who saw a crime occur at an Apple Store?

An iWitness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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If I witnessed a robbery in the Apple store, would that make me an iWitness?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gore_mill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I saw a robbery at an Apple store.

The police tell me that I'm their iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zythr009
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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