The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
Have you heard about the vacuum company's new CEO?
They hired him because of his good business Vacuumen.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?
Quit while he was in his Prime.
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
Did you hear that the ceo of apple has been arrested??
Yeah, he now has to facetime
My friend just became CEO of a garbage bag company.
Are you a CEO in Silicon Valley?
Yeah, I surf on executive boards.
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
Who is the CEO of Pokémon Company?
What's a CEO's favourite cake?
The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.
He was running a Shell corporation.
CEO OF DAD JOKES
dad, to waiter* I can’t decide what to have. I’m pretty hungry but don’t want to spend a lot.
waiter Well, the chicken strips for $6...
dad I’m sure it does, but that doesn’t help me decide what to have for lunch.
I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs
It was a completely miss-leading report
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
What pet does the CEO of Xerox have?
What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?
The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning
He tested positive for Coke.
Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
Why did the CEO of the underwear company cut the introductions short?
He wanted to keep things brief.
The CEO of Honda was fired yesterday, and had to be physically removed from his office
He didn’t want to leave on his own Accord.
The CEO of Honda was fired, and the cops were called to remove him from his office.
He refused to leave on his own Accord.
Guys! The CEO of Samsung is super popular now...
...His phone is blowing up
Dad-joked my boss, the CEO. She didn't laugh
"You should just take an Uber to the airport from your meeting."
"Is it really close?"
"Yea, it's UBER close..."
[she just kind of stared at me for a second while I chuckled to myself, and then walked away.]
I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
What do you call a woman who has 4 sons that are all CEOs?
Why are there never any blind CEOs?
Because they lack vision.
What happened to the company that made an otter the CEO?
This CEO replies to enquiry entirely in fish puns (x-post r/funny)
Did you hear about the Asian CEO?
He has a Taipei personality
They held a funeral for the CEO of Visine...
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
What do you call the CEO of Space X in jail?
I used to be the CEO of an origami company
At our company's dinner, our CEO stood up and said "a toast to our company"
i don't understand why everyone else was so confused when i put my slice in his office the next day
The CEO of Comcast died.
There will be no service.
What kind of car does the CEO of Cinnabon drive?
Apple CEO: We Will Take This iPhone Case to the Supreme Court
I told my supervisor I wanted to talk to the CEO about the herbs growing out of control
She didn't listen though. Just gave me Sage advice, and sent me the managemint instead. The thyme will come soon, I said
Did you hear the ex CEO of Fox news died?
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Jeff Bezos stepped down from CEO of Amazon...
It's too bad.
He was in his Prime.
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
My friend just got hired as a CEO for a garbage bag company.
The CEO of Honda was fired and had to be escorted out of the building.
He did not leave on his own Accord.
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