I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
Sturgeon General’s Warning
“Please don’t eat caviar—it’s our children!”
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
Where does a General keep his Armies?
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!
Today I tried to get a job at a general labor temp agency but was told I didn't qualify.
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
I like parks in general...
...but zoo are a sick park!
It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...
It's like he blew up overnight.
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
What did the general say to their troops?
How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?
Went to the gym and saw some guy working out dressed as General Grievous
Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
What did the General who lost both his arms, use to fight his wars?
Have you guys tried General Tso Tso's chicken?
What did the German General say after the biggest battle in WW 1?
Did you hear about the French general who used a cannon to start his kitchen remodel?
It was linoleum blownapart
Are most rappers general contractors?
Because they’re always trying to raise the roof.
Why couldn’t the Australian general win the war on bread?
Because it was stale, mate.
I went to a general store.
They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.
In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
Did you hear about the Roman general who accidentally decimated his army?
Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny
Where does the general keep his armies
In his sleevies
No? Okay I’ll just go.
My Philipino wife kicked me out for my general McAurther impersanation. I told here I shall return.
I don't have a problem with disability in general...
I'm just lack-toes intolerant.
What did the general have up his sleeves
Where does the General keep his armies?
Where does the general keep his armies?
Where did the General put this Armies?
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Where does a General put his armies?
Where does the General keep his Armies?
Where does a general keep his armies?
Where does the general keep his armies?
Where does the General keep his armies?
Where does the General keep his armies?
Where does a general keep his armies?
Where does a General keep his Armies?
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